A funny joke (not for sensitive readers) :-)?

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Smiley

Hilarious! Here's a Gatiep & Maraai one for you.

One morning while making breakfast, Gatiep walked up to Maraai and slapped her on her thigh and said, "Ek se, ou Dikkes, if you firmed this up we could get rid of your girdle, ne?" She just gave him the evil eye and replied with silence. The next morning
Gatiep woke Maraai with a pinch on the breast and said, "Ek se, Dolly Parton, if you firmed these up we could get rid of your bra, ne?" This was beyond a silent response, so she rolled over and grabbed him by his manhood. With a death grip in place she said, "Jy weet ou Slappes, if you firmed this up we could get rid of the postman, the gardener, your neighbour, the plumber, the pool man en jou broer.

Barney B

Dankie vir die grap, hier is nog een.

Tannie soek viagra vir die oom. Daar is 3 soorte sê die dokter, 25% vir semi, 50% vir hard en 100% vir klip hard. Die 25% is reg sê die tannie, dis net om te help dat die oom nie sy slippers so nat piepie nie.

carokokos

Interesting suggestion by Skip that - as this is a section for Americans to ask questions about South Africa - all South Africans should tootle off (he didn't put it that politely).

If we did that, would other Americans then answer the questions and confirm to each other that yes, indeed, there really are lions and tigers at the bottom of SA gardens?

What a moron.

david m

Good Gag:
Skip, the Yanks DON'T own everything, you know? Take a hike.

Vango

Good one again. Keep 'em coming, bro. Even if only to give old Skip a heart attack! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

katlady927

Hi I don't understand but wanted to comment on Skip who said this site is for Americans wanting info on Africa well who will answer the questions an American sitting at a computer in USA he can do that himself I am sure the punch line is funny and just over look people like skip there are alot of them on yahoo they hate themselves so they want others to be miserable also

Dina*5*

ek het lanklaas so 'n funny joke gehoor! ja, ds bietjie af, maar wie gee om? solank as wat die afrikaanse mense dit vang, sal dit snaaks bly. wys jou net, suid-afrikaners is nie so uptight en droog soos sommige buitelanders nie! joke on, bro!!!!

congrats barney en smiley, dit was net so lekker funny. en skip...gaan kielie 'n grassie of kyk of jy kan hoor hoe hy groei!

glynis18

LOL! Love it!

liefie

Great jokes! die ander 2 ook.afrikaners bo.snaaks hul verstaan dit nie.die ding wat hulle die maklikste deurmekaar maak in enige taal is
die simple woord 'ek'.waaneer ek die duitsers wil deurmekaar maak plaas ek net baie ekke in die storie,werk elke keer.

Motti _Shish

Shame, I think you made 'Skip' cry! Lol! Ek dink die grap was baie baie mooi! Dankie vir die lag:) Be well boet!

-One Love-

HAHAHA...never take Van with you anywhere!

gunner2za

good one............the dumbass americans always stick there nose in everywhere............just like their gov.

pietpompiesook

hahahahaha.goeie een

DieWaarheid

Mooi een ou maat... nie te vuil nie, net reg!

Anne H

hmmm some translation there would b really helpful

Elisabeth B

I have no problem with the joke,good one.And just a message to skip:Dude,if they made a yahoo!South Africa then we would go there but they haven't so don't be so rude,damn!

Q-ball

Oud, maar goed!!! Doet so voort!!!!

So van Viagra gepraat: Tannie stap in by die apteek en vra Vigra en Antibiotika. "Viagra?" vra die apteker. "Virrie Oom!" antwoord die antie. "Antibiotika?" vra die apteker: "Het jy al gesien hoeveel skade 'n geroeste spyker kan aanrig!" antwoord die antie verontwaardig!!!

kim

I don't get it

The Ninjalectual

Babel fish's Dutch to English translator has this as "No uncle, ek of finger its exactly a bietjie!" Still not very helpful.

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