 Have u ever met any human-angels in ur life? |
they call them angels as they r pure,sincere,helpful to the extremeties.
have u ever met any of them?
if so,then how was it like?
p.s:does anyone here speak french?
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 Why are people so rude about the South African accent in Britain? |
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 Which one do you like most? |
Between these fast food snacks franchises which one do you prefer the most?
McDonald's
KFC
Hardees
Pizza hut
Domino's Pizza
Subway
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 In what year will the Palestinians outnumber the Israelis? What will happen then? |
I have been wondering about this, and I don't think it will do much effect if a 2-state solution is established, which means Israel needs to be in favour of a 2-state and Natanyahu is wrong.
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 I would like to be wrong but I need to ask about it, has Israel really used nuclear blackmail against the US? |
I have heard they threatened to use nuclear weapons against Muslim countries to force the US to help them at certain points in history.
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If there ever should be a two state solution, will Palestine then be able to have an army? Will this army be allowed to be supported?
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 Egyptian muslim ladies? |
what do you use to wear?
lebs daye2 zy kol el banat?wla lebs wase3 fedfad dont describe your body?do you wear your hijab in the wright way?or you just cover you hair coz it looks bad and you ... |
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hey, i want to apologize to anyone who took this question offensively, i was only asking for the reasons why it was poor, i didnt mean anything else by it.... |
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 What would happen if a chinese man did that to you????? |
A European walks in a Chinese restaurant and says
"A large Coke." The Chinese dude gives him one. He takes a swallow and spits it back out.
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| Hey, Egyptian guys? |
what do you think of this?! Girls are free to state their opinion too of course!
http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi Details
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Israeli children sent a "gift of love" for the Lebanese children during 7arb Tamoz / July War 2006.
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i'm in my late twenties and a woman and like clothes, but all the summer clothes in topshop et al seem a bit revealing for marrakech....
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 What do you think causes the anti-Zionist extremist mentality? |
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A tragic death at the Olympics in China? |
BEIJING. Chinese officials have reacted with disbelief to the news that one of the most popular Olympic mascots, Happy China Lucky Dog-Beast With Welcoming Smile, has died in a local veterinary clinic. Initial reports suggest that the mascot, a Pekinese, died from catastrophic lung failure brought on by inhaling asbestos and rush-hour traffic fumes.
Early reports are sketchy, but news coming from the Chinese capital suggests that the dog's handler, 22-year-old Pi Yi, has been detained by police for questioning after apparently failing to cover the dog's snout with a protective air filter.
Police would neither confirm nor deny that they had visited Yi at his family home, but the local fire department conceded that it had responded to a fire at the Yi home yesterday, which was apparently set when Yi's 87-year-old grandmother sprinkled kerosene around the flat, tied herself and her family to the radiator with duct tape, beat her grandson unconscious with a lead pipe, and threw a stun grenade into the blaze.
Speaking to selected media outside the Mao Lucky Dog and Happy Kitty Veterinary clinic, tearful vet Yang Xia said that Happy China Lucky Dog-Beast With Welcoming Smile "probably died instantaneously" after inhaling a lung-full of Beijing air.
Happy China Lucky Dog-Beast With Welcoming Smile will be buried on Monday, with full military honours. His ashes will be shot into space in October, and are expected to shower down over Beijing, mixed with a compound of mercury, acid rain and raw sewerage, in early 2009.
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Snorkie
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I think this is not a true story: that dog was probably eaten by some one now they invented this story, or the CIA killed it. |
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Ginny Jin
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lol. Why is this in the South Africa section.
Edit - I should add that I found it very funny xxx |
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lol, you are a witty genius!
I want whatever your having. |
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Dude your stuff is hilarious!!!! Its even funnier when people answer without paying attention. |
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very good ,well written and amusing,thanks. |
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Joppie
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Good one Alf
But you have to see earlier movies of England in the cole towns don't think it looked match better back then |
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Strang I would have thought they would of had a party and brai the dog.
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LMAO...FUNNY STUFF...although accurate!!!LOL |
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I hope i am as agile when I am 87 - what a brilliant woman Yi's grandmother is, being able to beat her grandson unconscious with a lead-pipe and throw a stunt grenade into the blaze - and all while being tied to the radiator. Hope she didn't die. We need elderly people of that calibre in our society. She could teach the SAS a thing or two. |
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teddy
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I actually thought you were being serious. as in the earlier news report of a serious motor accident which has killed several Chinese nationals. |
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Once again, very entertaining, Alf! |
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Blits
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Maybe they must come and relax in South Africa a bit in order to get the poor things geared up again |
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yes well, you've certainly done your research,poor dog |
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Marcus
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Thanks for the smile :0)
You should post this in the dog section, where your sure to get a bite.
In response to your question - A tragic death indeed, especially when added to dodgy fireworks and a buck teethed diva. |
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Odile
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No death, just made-up stuff. This information comes directly from the satire site hayibo.com.
Anyway, here is a link to the site which I easily found by Googling "Happy China Lucky Dog-Beast With Welcoming Smile". If a name seems too hokey to be true, it probably is. |
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So. Alf...plagiarism now on top of everything else? Nice try, but we all know you're too dumb to think up something like that... |
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WOW!!!! You must be pretty feckin bored to come out with this rubbish!
You poor individual. Credit where credits due, it was quite an interestingly portrayed story. Very well written! Hope you find something to do and cheers for the two points.
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