Any good business ideas South Africans can put to use?

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romeoitaly

I think you're onto something...
If we could incorporate that idea with sculpted toilet bowls that resemble Zuma's head, with the opening being his mouth,
and perhaps toilet cleaning brushes with the face of Winnie!
I think we would have a winner.

I don't know about you but I would have an extra spring in my step on my way to the toilet.

Now we just need to think of a slogan or jingle to market the merchandise.

xx add xx
A nice sign above the toilet could read:
"Vote here" or
"Suggestion Box"

chickyboo222

Well Zim mentioned having a pepper spray and zapper gun stand at the airport.

An ad your probably not hearing way over there is the advertisement of generators. The funniest one is called a Zooma. "for un-corrupted power"! Very very funny.

Or how about piggy banks with the face of Eskom officials, or any other South African government officials.

Darth Vader

Alf I'm going to sell pepper spray and stun guns to the people that get off the airplanes at the airport in Jo'burg.

Chickyboo it was my idea. Do not give it to Zim.

Snorkie

I will support you Alf .....but will not use the paper I will give it away as presents, I like my toilet paper to be clean and spotless .....................

Reb Da Rebel

1. Punching bags shaped like their faces
2. Treadmills with their faces plastered on them, so you can walk all over them
3. The Sasol idea was cool about milk bottles that turned green once milk was off... the bottle cap could have a face emerging with a sour look on their faces with rotten written beneath it.
4. Cricket balls with them on ... the teams may even excell at the sport.

5. Sponge toilet cleaners (or brushes) to clean that toilet bowel with. imagine washing that grime off with Mugabe's face?

etc...

Sunbeam

I'll buy a flyswatter from you, it's something I really need right now and I'll find delight in using your special flyswatter..

But I'll skip on the toilet paper though, I like mine double ply baby soft white ;-)
I'll help you sell them though. We can sell them worldwide with a 'Proudly South African' emblem on the packaging.

Slipper man

LOL

Make sure it glows in the dark and by wiping your *** during powercuts you may just become "CLEVERER"

cakes4africa

How about survival kits, to add to darthÂ´s stun gun and pepper spray? A pack with condoms with zumaÂ´s head on it, a shower cap and some beetroot and garlic.

Slacker

How about creating a Lotto for anyone that can predict when the lights are going to go out next? Winner gets a candle!

conservation chris

I wouldn't want a picture of those monkeys so close to my asss or genitals.

M.C.

I like the one with Thabo...I will definately buy those toilet roles...

Lise...you get 20 points for your comment.....

Pammie

It was done in BB 2007.

backhand-smash

Conservation Chris made me laugh out loud!

Music fan

emigration to another country lol

Marrs Attack

South Africans are already one step ahead of you on that idea.

http://www.jollygoodjokes.com/jgj_search_joke.asp?at_num=7145

During the Anglo Boer War my Oupa used to wipe his A rse with newspaper that had pictures of Queen Victoria on it, long before there was an Alf Garnett show.
So whoÂ´s copying who ????

Commander MJ

Alf this is a direct attempt to attack South Africa and divide South Africans with your "unspeak"- you are an enemy of South Africa!!! I denounce you!!!!!! I am shocked that my fellow countrymen tolerate and even coerce!!!!!!!

Marky

yawn

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