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Ranoush(ppl thumbed me down:p)

Anyone up for a joke?

اتنين متجوزين من عشرين سنة .. قرروا يروحوا يصيفواع البحر بنفس الفندق اللى قضوا فيه شهر العسل زمان لكن الزوجة كانت مشغولة فاتفقت مع زوجها على إنه يسافر لوحده و هى ح تلحقه بعد يومين....................
وصل الزوج ع الفندق و دخل الغرفة فوجد كمبيوتر بالغرفة و متوصل بكابل الانترنت فقال يبعت ايميل لزوجته يطمئنها فيه على أحواله بعد ماكتب الرسالة و هو بيكتب عنوان البريد الالكترونى لزوجته أخطأ فى كتابة حرف فى العنوان و بالطبع راح الايميل لشخص تانى تصادف إنه كان لأرملة لسة راجعة من مراسم دفن زوجها اللى توفاه الله بنفس اليوم .. الست الأرملة فتحت الكمبيوتر بتاعها لتقرأ ايميلات التعازى وقعت ع الأرض مغمى عليها بلحظة دخول ابنها اللى حاول يسعفها بكل الطرق و لم يفلح فى إفاقتهانظر الابن إلى كمبيوتر والدته و قرأ الرسالة التالية

زوجتى العزيزة .. وصلت بخير .. و يمكن تتفاجئى لأنك ح تعرفى أخبارى عن طريق الانترنت لأنه دلوقتى بقى فيه كمبيوتر عندهم و يقدر الواحد يبعت أخباره لأهله و أحبابه يوم بيومأنا بقى لى ساعة واصل و تأكدت إنهم جهزوا المكان و كل شىء و مش باقى غير وصولك لعندى هنا بعد يومين إشتقت لك كتير و
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و مشتاق أشوفك و باتمنى تكون رحلة سريعة زى رحلتىملاحظة : مش ضرورى تجيبى ملابس كتيرة معاكى لأن هنا الحر شديد قوى قوى يعنى جهنم !!!!!!

    



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Alex
Ha!Ha! LOL!! oh that is so funny, thank you so much for sharing that with us!!
I can speak & understand arabic but unfortunately i cannot read or write it so many thanks for the translation-very thoughtful!!


Wise Heart
فكهانى فتح محل حانوتى كتب عليه الموووووز علينا حق
Sorry non Arabic speakers I can't translate. It's playing with words


Memo
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ha ha ha ha ha ha
i love it


Balsam
In this world it is a blessing to have something to laugh about. Thank you for making us laugh, keep telling us more, thanks again.


Ruby
hehehe, very nice


♥Angel♥
hehe funny, i heard the other version of this joke.... good job though


msafwat
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Good one.


kevlar1
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omg that **** was so funny hahahah im lmao


A.S
that is funny Joke ,i read it in Arabic and i realize other think that you mixed two accentt ,the north accen and the Egypt accent

any you should take star because you translated to English


Dusie
thank you for the laugh.


jojo
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ha ha ha GOOD ONE Hope you don't mind if I share this one with others? ha ha ha


سيف الله بطل ‎جهاد‎
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Funny. Thanks for the smile.


THE-GREEN-VISITOR
Really nice one, it really made me laugh from heart, you know what, I consider a true laugh as a major reason for happiness, but it is an instant happiness, the true and permanent happiness can be achieved only by feeling that you are a slave of Allah, He is your lord that organizes your life with every detail in it.


Nony
It's funny Rana, thanks


CrAzY MiRo
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You rock Ranoush!Really a nice one.LOL


hasafer
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loooooooool , very good one


Tom S
that's a good one, put a smile on my face!!


SmArTy SeHeR cHaNd
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very nice joke ha ha ha ha u make my day thanks 4 the joke.


rella22
i know this one!!

it still makes me laugh!!!


Serin M
thats very funny....i like it

LOL


iman(mooney )is brincizza
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hahahah... but... why did the lady that reiceved the email faint?... and i mean i understand that that the guy sent it to the wrong person but why did she faint..???.. PLEASE.. tell me y.. !


dodo
to7faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa :D


s2a_s3z
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You are funny my friend.^_^


Low Contributor
Ha ha, thats funny.

Yeah i think thats one thing Muslims & Jews will agree on.


MOHAMMAD
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I could not understand, what you want to ask?


Jonas brothers #1 fan
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sorry I cant read arabic well I can speak it but cant read it


Zikkiviky
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i can't understand.


I love Jesus
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sorry.. i cannot understand


Goagula
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blah


x_boja
ايوة يارانا شوفى كدة النكتة دية

مرة وحدة بتبوس وحد فبتقولة ام ام اخدت البانة من بقك

قالة على فكرة دا بلغم هههههه


نكتة تانية

مرة 2 وحد احول وحد اهبال قالو نعمل مشروع
راحوا فاتحوا محل فول وطعماية الحوال ياخد من العجينة
ويحط فى العجينة الهبال واقف جانبة يقول تششششش
ههههههه

واحد تالتة
مرة 3 اندال عايزين يشوفوا مين اندال وحد فيهم
اول وحد لقة ست كبيرة ماشى فى الشارع
راح على واشة ولطش قلم
التانى راح عندة وبشالليت والبونيات والبوكس
التالت واقف بعيد عمال يضحك راحوا بيقولوا فى اية
فقال انا كسبت على شان دي امى
ههههههه

يارب اكون احسن نكتة لحد دلوقتى

هههههههه

بااااااااى


correrafan
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