Are Egyptians really funny?

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Hope

OH YES we sure are !!

Honey Egyptians joke about anything and everything, we use humor as a defence against sadness and despair.... Listen to this.
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A man dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different hell for each country.

He goes to the German hell and asks, 'What do they do here?'

He is told, 'First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the German devil comes in and beats you for the rest of the day.'

The man does not like the sound of that at all, so he moves on. He checks out the USA hell as well as the Russian hell and many more. He discovers that they are all more or less the same as the German hell.

Then he comes to the Egyptian hell and finds that there is a long line of people waiting to get in.

Amazed, he asks, 'What do they do here?'

He told, 'First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the Egyptian devil comes in and beats you for the rest of the day.

'But that is exactly the same as all the other hells - why are there so many people waiting to get in?'

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Because maintenance is so bad that the electric chair does not work, someone has stolen all the nails from the bed and the devil is a former Government employee, so he comes in, signs the register and then goes to the cafeteria !

Hope yr laughing.... i can tell u more if u like.

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Edit.... another one.

A Japanese man is in a hurry to go to the airport, he takes a fiat 128 (produced in Egypt) from the hotel..... all the way to the airport he is looking at the driver and the car in dismay.

Beep beep, a Toyota passes by and he says to the taxi driver...
Toyota.... great car... very fast.... made in Japan, not like fiat, very slow, made in Egypt.

Beep Beep a Nissan passes by and he says to the taxi driver,
Nissan.... great car..... very fast...... made in Japan... Not like Fiat, very slow, made in Egypt.

The same happens with a Honda and so on, by now the taxi driver is so mad at him so when they reach the airport, the tourist asks how much and Sayed the driver points to the meter and says.... LE 200.

The tourist screams and says NOOOO yr cheating.....

Sayed says, Meter made in Egypt very fast not like meters, very slow, made in Japan.
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Sweet Angels

They sure are sugar, very funny....................

Dryest Flame

take this one its the latest

7os klm hisham tal3t fe el segn 2alo ya 27wl hya de bardo suzy el 2tf2na 3leha

Starfish

adel imam is

lady_aya_84

You know what is really funny? If you are chatting, you can spot Egyptians from miles away.

They use rainbow-colored letters, ask to see your pic/cam before saying salam or kefek, and say hi like hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

I swear they are the only ones that do this

LOL ----- just kidding. Kinda.

Moonrise

Egyptians are witty and funny without taking long .
once i was driving in a very narrow street .
i saw a van coming in front of me while i was abt to take a turning .
i feared for my car .
addressed the other driver , ''please wait for me !''
he answered spontaneously , '' wait ! i've been waiting for you for two days !'
he laughed , i laughed , all ws ok !

~ Purple Essence ~

Purple is a way better than pink :P

liquid snake

Dear we invented sense of humor. We like 2 be funny & usually laugh at ourselves 2 overcome the stress

atrak

aye, at least Egyptians who are I meet are funny and friendly .. dunno rest of it :)

Reikominder

Si senora bambi :D

7oda is searching for pure heart

What do you think of who drunk a coffee so the chairs stopped on his throat

:D

Honestly? No. Egyptians are famous for being bitter, depressed, paranoid and angry.

Kazarolla

most of the egyptians are soooo freakin funny... however old or young they are..
once i was setting beside an old man, a friend of him came and told him " man ,i've just had the best two kisses ever!! ",
the old man asked " really from whom "
his friend said " your wife!, and when did you have such kisses ?? "
the old man said, " i can't remember, ask your wife "... then i went like HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA... didn't imagine that it would come out from such an old man...

juliet

yes they are really funniest people in the whole world .

Sherif A

Of course they are
did you know that belly dancers get the worst case of diarrhea after they are done dancing?? with all that shaking.. no wonder!!

Jabeer

we are good in mocking and pranking but i doubt we are good in fun.

~~~LIMITED EDITION~~~

A man from upper Egypt asked his doctor why do his eyes hurt when he drinks tea
so the doctor told him to drink tea infront of him
from the first sip the doctor shouted ' GET THE SPOOON OUT OF THE CUP IDIOT"
:::D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

warpedhybrid

my egyptian hubby and i laugh a lot @Ms. Swan, she's a character on mad tv

Ms. Swan @the drive thru:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2prS_Ldb_aQ&feature=related

Ms. Swan @customs:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTvT4E1u7UM&feature=related

ms swan on plane
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DgPDfkgMcG0&feature=related

Jimmy

Definitly May be !!! lol

samy n

thy were on previous days but now days thy are realy sad

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