Are Females Really So Hard to Satisfy??

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Aussie

NOW you tell me !

Why , oh why did I only find this out after 35 years of marriage ?

So this is why sometimes I score & sometimes miss out ! How dumb , dumb am I ? I didn't see any of these points in the " how to be a successful & satisfied husband " manual !

Are you making this all up or what !

Pinky

Damn it,why am i still single!!

GlobalMan

LOL!! Are you married by any chance? :-) I have to admit....my fiancÃ© falls under the above catagory (to a certain degree)....For Example:

SMOKING
I quit smoking (+100)
Don't have bad breath anymore (+50)
Don't take the agression out on her (+100)
Gain some weight in the process (-250)

but at the same time,she's so down to earth and easily satisfied/happy with the simple things of life...not materialistic and really does express her gratitude for any slightest effort i make.... :-D I LOVE HER

....

you reminded me of this...

A "Husband Store" has just opened in New York City that sells husbands.

When women go to choose a husband, they have to follow the instructions at
the entrance:

"You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are 6 floors and the value of the
products increase as you ascend the flights. You may choose any item from a
particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you CANNOT
go back down except to exit the building!"

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the 1st floor
the sign on the door reads: "Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs."

The 2nd floor sign reads: "Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids."

The 3rd floor sign reads: "Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids and are
extremely Good Looking."

"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the 4th floor and sign reads: "Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs,
Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework."

"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"

Still, she goes to the 5th floor and sign reads: "Floor 5 - These men Have
Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, help with Housework and Have a
Strong Romantic Streak."

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the 6th floor and the sign
reads:

"Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on
this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to
please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store."

To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a "New Wives" store
just across the street.

Here's what it has. The 1st first floor has wives that love sex.

The 2nd floor has wives that love sex and have money.

The 3rd through 6th floors have never been visited!!!

Toushka

Smutty

I just want to comment on the "Am I fat?"

I have made it a reflex that whenever anyone asks me "Do I look Fat?" or "I think I'm fat" to answer with "Nah! you're merely chubby".

And one time someone who is really not fat mentioned something about her being "fat" and I unconsciously replied "nah, you just chubby" and she was like "I can't believe you just called me chubby!"... I was stuck trying to explain that she's really not even chubby and how if she loses anymore weight she'll become invisible.

violet

hahaha, this is so true.
we are terrible people

â™« Chloe â™«

Aussie... lol
It makes me think maybe women should have came with an instruction book!!! lol...

"Do I look fat?" leaves a man in a corner & unable to escape lol...

tarek c

:DDDDDDD ROFL
that is so good you rock HAHAAHHAHA HEHEHEE....

You say, "It doesn't matter; you have one too." (-8000) OMG :DDDDDD

Lizln

Hey, I almost fell on my chair laughing. It is funny but real. There are girls who would be in different category. But i hope there is none who is all of it.

jossu_candelario

WoW that is so true my friend. Although i feel bad for the guy who would take her to a sports bar in HER B-day!

damn, its not really surprising cuz there are really girls that are like that..

i'm not one of them, thank gawd.

Kate

Oh Ghannouge (BTW thumbs up)...this is soooo true

Now all you men out there, it is not that hard to satisfy us women. You know the secret to our scoring system now.

And Aussie, you should try and write that manual about how to keep men satisfied...smiling...I don't think it would be that long...I know of a couple of things...but I can't afford any more violations on Y!A...but I bet you know what they are...lol

vanilla snow

Hah! Hilarious! But not all girls are like that I assure you. Find the good ones.

blue_cow27

ROFL that's hilarious! That gave me a good laugh. But seriously, no we aren't that hard to satisfy. Well, okay, most prolly are. But there's us few that know that men are human too and aren't perfect and whatever they do for us that was supposed to make us happy, whether or not it makes us as happy as planned, it's sweet. He gets points for trying, just even more points for knowing what we like and getting it right. The points get taken away when he deliberately does something stupid that they know we won't like.

cool

You give her a hug and say I love you for no reason (+10)
You help her on daily cores without her asking you to (+100)
You spend time with her instead of on Yahoo Answer (PRICELESS)

LebnÃ©nÃ©

very funny i like it thanks for sharing

fatma

hey beautiful
lol i neve thought girls were like that hhaha are you??? and all the answers suprised me !!

Reasonable

Just to know what do we have to deal with

eve

well it's hard to satisfy girls,there are the common points like flowers and romance and stuff,but every girl has her own things,they more like keys,when the guy can find these keys nothing will be hard anymore,this applies to men too but i think that men are less demanding

john

well, your right if your girl is a perfect ambitious woman. but if she is just as simple as my girlfriend. i don't think it's applicable. try to look for a simple woman.

G Bone

Soooo true, thanks for sharing!!!

DEAR
ARE DEAR SIR

YES YOU CAN NOT KEEP THEM HAPPY WITH MONEY JEWELERY CARS KIDS AND SEX

IT ALWAYS TAKES MORE THEN ONE MAN TO DO DIRTY DEEDS DONE DIRT CHEAP BECAUSE SHE ALWAYS

PICKS UP THE PHONE WHEN SHE IS ALL A LONG

TAKE CARE

patois

What's really makes me giggle about this question is it's in the "Middle East => Lebanon" category. : )

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