
BATISTA
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UNLESS YOU ARE GOING TO CRASH THAT PLANE IN THE MIDDLE OF ISRAEL, NO ONE IS GOING TO HELP YOU... |
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old school
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This is your lucky day...no. |
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Alex D
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If you are under 26 and Jewish; www.birthrightisrael.com |
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rollieoolie
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whats your reason? |
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Strawberry
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do you actually think that someone would offer you a free ticket here? |
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destini'smom
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No, but thanks for asking!! |
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flossintru
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are you dying? cus that's the only way people will give you a free ticket. |
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Di
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And what would those reasons be?? |
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speenth
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Join the Israeli Army - I'm sure they'll be happy to fly you over. |
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Hoshi
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State your reasons other than terrorism and you've got yourself a ticket buddy! |
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Xenagurl
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It might take you a while, but I'm sure if you find even the most basic of jobs and live very frugally, you will be able to pay for it yourself. It might take some time but you will get there. |
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The Archive
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Ask another question, but post your reasons, perhaps you'll attract a more sympathetic crowd. |
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A Sorta Fairytale
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not good enough.. i think i could use that ticket myself.. but nice try... |
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nakedbrownie
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lol.. yeah, i'll get right on it! |
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donnaron
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Ask your mom to buy you a ticket! I'm sure she'd be so eager to see you that she would oblige. |
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b4freedom
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Yes. Well, it's almost free, you have to pay for the transfer fees. They are $125. |
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lilcc123456789
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what is your reson |
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kat_cat_dog
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nope |
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♫ sgrfsh ♪
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Don't tell me!?
You've seen Bush's secret war plans, and after realizing that Bush will protect Israel at all costs, including the use of 'nucular' weapons, you realize that the last safe place on Earth will be Israel. And... it all starts in 5 days...
Don't be ridiculous... Antarctica is where I'm going... |
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