Do you have the skills to make me smile?

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violet

You know what will help? a big box of ice cream, a spoon for you and a spoon for me.

let's sit here and look back at old times, do you remember...

Smutty and his parking place
smutty and his sheep
Webby and her fluffy bunny slippers
Webby and her neighbour's yellow car
Ghanouga and her sexy maid
Gnanouja running for president
John Smith when MMI kidnapped him and tied him to a chair
Fatma asking about the villages
Fatma when the police were chasing her for the Kifta
Fares and his wife cooking Kafta
You, when you thought you were just dropping in for 1 minute to ask for a plastic surgeon.
and so much more...

Do you remember? I bet you can't help it...I can see you smile.

Kate

* jumping up and down like a monkey *
* rolling on the floor *
* falling on my @$$ *
but don't worry I'm ok...

Hey how about something from Hallab...email me your address and I will send you somthing I promise...mish 3am bemza7

ØÙ„Ø§ÙŽÙ…Ø¨Ø±Ø§ hallambra

hey hatate... I know how you feel...
But sure it would be very funny to see Kate jumping as a monkey...he he..
She better doesnt do that, bcoz on the contrary her kids will think that her mama became crazy...

What about to join in Beirut for a "women's meeting"???
Webby..Kate..Silky.Chloe.Ghina,..
BÃ©lier..Eve..Fatma..Prd..
Shinking V...Milk and H...you and me,and please, if i forgot someone make me know it.
We'll "break" the night, and reinvindicate "Women's Power"
lol...imagine myself breaking the night !!!
Hahaha can you imagine how that could be?????!!!!!!!!!!!

OMG !!!!!
How could I forgot the soul of the party????
hey Pinky and Golden.... you are the first ones i should have called. Anyways...we cant meet without you 2.
Thx BÃ©lier...of course Lili too.

Sorry G....no men allowed

BÃ©lier

Toushka sweetheart, think of... peace dear dear one.... Empty your head and say IRIM IRIM IRIM. Peace to you my lady.

You know girl, think about this, everything bad that happens to you, no matter how bad it is, is followed by something extremely but extremely great.
It had to be like that honey. Don't force things, let them flow as water because they were meant to be like that. And remember me when your life will have a new turn. U'll see that something much better is waiting for you...

And if u need support, someone to talk to, u can call me. Or make me a missed call, I'll call u back. (email me).

â™« Chloe â™«

What skills do I have!! none actually.... that's why I'm still looking for some.... here, there, everywhere... under the bed, behind the door, in the closet, under the blanket..... everywhere....

SMILE :) I'M HERE...

Wait.. where are you going!! COME BAAAAAACCCKKKK

fatma

hey beautiful
i can make you smile.... (lets just hope) here take some of my happiness and smiles..... dont take sonly half there all for you i have got more...
low say after me.... "i am happy and i am gana go out there and do what i want!!!" good girl now say it louder.....
now smile..... (yeah i know a lame way to make ppl smile but it might work..) no smile harder..... yes stretch your mouth a little.... bigger.... bigger..... bigger.. there you have it.... a smile that looks like gold.... no dont stop it leave it ona dn go out and spoil yourself....
btw you prob thinking how i know you were smilimg .. the answer: i have a magical power that i can see/ feel when ppl are smiling or laughin over then net !!! yeap it seem fake but is true !!
hope you have a great day beautiful

ANGELO [my 3 passions]

how about a nice relaxing massage with aromatherapy .. some nice music .. and then a home cooked meal .. a specialty of mine .. spaghetti bolognese with parmizan .. with some fine wine (ur choice red or white) ..

but if u're not that type .. then a crazy night out would do it as well .. jumping from place to place .. going to an amusement park .. having lots of ice cream and cotton candy and then eating corn and drinking beer on Rawche ...

Pinky

Awwwwwwww Toushka jump to my arms and lets eat a big fat bag of chips together,and lets go shopping and spend Adamska's money!! ;)

webby

I won't even try...
But I'll just pass on my experience in life, everything happens for a reason, and while it is hard for us to see the bigger picture when the smaller one is so painful, always remember that there is someone looking after you, but that someone has the bigger picture in mind.

If it's not meant to be, it's not...and better find out now than live miserably with someone all your life.
If it is last minute nerves, things will find a way to work themselves out.

I've known you long enough to know that you are a tough cookie, you will bounce back and land on your feet. I know.

but one more thing: we all got together and chipped in to get you something:
In your room, if you open the top drawer... in the corner.... to your left.... there's a big, warm and friendly group hug that starts from North America on one side covering the whole planet down to Australia and it has your name on it.
It's yours anytime you need it.

Aussie

Hey Toushka , I 've just woken up ....I'm running with tissues in one hand & wine in the other ...

But I have to apologise about the wine ....actually it's only the glass ....

You see in my rush I tripped , spilled the wine all over the place & well , yes , you guessed it ! Yeah , used all of the tissues to clean up the mess ! Damn , Damn , Damn !

Emmi H

Well , it may not be so funny but let's see. Look down I know you can walk . Look straight of course you have a computerwith the internet . Now look around if nobodys with you just know that God loves you .

mimi

don't worry

Soon the rain will cease to fall,
and the mist will clear away,
to reveal a better day

:)

G?ld?n ang?l

ya hayety meen emza3alek..wallah badee eteloo.

now lets try something...umm
how about vanilla ice-cream topeed with strawberry syrup and you know what..we can have rami eyach serving it for u..chu ra2yek?
nice nice?lol

Outside the box

Join me in a chorus of "Zip a dee, do dah, zip a dee, do dah, everything is going my way.....you know the rest and repeat till you are laughing seriously.

pottersclay70

HUGS. Sometimes it is okay not to smile. If this is the worst day then you do have something to look forward to... It'll be over in less than 24 hours, and the worst day of your life will be out of the way. So tell us what's making it the worst day of your life? Wanna share?

G Bone

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO everyone but not Toushka....bisara7a I can't 3ala za3aleek. Toushka ur the most wondeful person I have ever met. I mean ur more than perfect, ya3ny I feel I wanna hug u and go eat a big fat ice cream bowl!!!!

DONT FORGET!!!! I AM HERE FOR U ALWAYS AND WE R FRIENDS 4EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ANYWAYS U WANT TOUSHKA I AM HERE FOR U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

From G Bone to Toushka with --->LOVE<----

Fluffy â™¥

Awww baby...I wish I was living near you. We'd go out for a big chocolate cake and a cappucino...then we'd go shopping.

Hang on in there habibti...Watch this video. I hope you find it as funny as I do. I nearly wet myself when I saw it in the cinema:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=juqv-bgfFKw

FAISAL

awwwwwwww, its okay honey.. just tell me who made you mad ?,, ill fix everything for you.. and about smiling, well..
ill sing for you. ill dance for you. ill carry you on my sholders,ill take to disney land. anything to make you smile !!!!

Itay Lahad

Toushka, I am sorry to hear that. I wish that there was something that I could do to lift your spirits. Maybe a piece of chocolate is what you need. Best wishes to you.

Future Mrs. Hamlet

MAybe all you need is a hug...and it will make it all better. And we can talk as long as you want..and you can cry as much as you want..because sometimes you just need that

something crazy

i got the skill to make you thrill

i got the sex to make you flex

i got the joke that make you choke

i got the time to make you mine

it may take a while, but i'll make you smile.

Tony B

I suggest finding a picture of a midget -- Or better yet video of one. Try Youtube. If you can find a male midget in drag, you will cheer right up.

the generals wife

so sorry to hear that....
do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend?
if you do give her or him a call and just ubsorb their positive energy....or go and sit out side and think of all the things that make you happy....

tadgh15

some people who answer this just, arent funny.

Vladimir .

I dont know if I have the skills to make you smile ... but believe me ... my shoulder and my arms are ready to comfort you. xoxo

Mr.Karachi

See Cheeze

Tay

how is it the worst day?
come on, cheer up.
and, anyway, it is quite difficult for someone, online, to know what cracks you up. No hints for us??
You probably wouldn't get my sense of humour anyway.. sigh.

littlemissflamer

xyz! just kidding i hope u looked!

put a smile on! put a smile on! everybody come on! put a smile on!

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