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The time i called myself a nerd the time i read 6 story books in one month,oh i thought i was losing it !!
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smutty I dont get it..have you been smoking young man!?... |
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ADAM :D
Hiiiii alllllll, I'm back and feeling better than ever! That wasn't too bad hehe. Adam is here and he is so adorable I wanna eat him up. He says hi to his uncles and ... |
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by the way will u mind descibing me too?... |
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 Yep Or Nope? |
1.Do u sleep at least 7-8 hours a day?
2.Do u workout?
3.Are u inder alot of stress?
4.Do u go for short holidays and vacations?
5.Do u need to visit the doctors?
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 Describe Egyptians in one word? |
~describe Egypt in one word~
~describe Egyptians in one word~
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we all know a little about each other, but i'd like to know what you okes do for a living.
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| Which Arabic Song ....... ? |
describes your mood.... Right Now ???
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@ Egypty :
I've sent you a mail ....
plz .. make sure to check it ..
waiting for you .. ok !!... |
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you are a good guy/girl...who's trying to get close to God...and you have a friend that somehow not a good one....and he/she does a lot of bad deeds that anger God...
what do you do?
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 Why are hamburgers unhealthy? |
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They have veggies in them, meat and dairy.
Why are they junkfood?... |
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Is that what you always dreamed of when you were growing up? or is it better or worse?
Did you ever think of changing your career?
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 When people talk about jews? |
when people talk about jews?
why do some if not most, talk about them as a race rather then a religion.
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Ever thought about divorcing your wife? |
Two men are out ice fishing at their favorite fishing hole, just fishing quietly and drinking beer
Almost silently, so as not to scare the fish, Mel says, "I think I’m going to divorce my wife - she hasn't spoken to me in over 2 months.â€
Earl continues slowly sipping his beer, then thoughtfully says, "You better think it over - women like that are hard to find." |
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Unathi
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Hahaha, you silly man! That's a good one to start my Friday. A star for you..^^)))) |
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jeanimus
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Ho Ho |
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Phil McCracken
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Alf, you seem to have turned into Albert Steptoe. |
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Pelagius
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Freudian slip joke:
"I went up the bar to order a beer from the gorgeous barmaid, and instead of saying 'a pint of lager please', I actually said 'a pint of breasts please"
"That's nothing: at breakfast this morning I meant to ask my wife 'Pass the marmalade' but instead I said 'You've ruined my life', |
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Johnny
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Very good |
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Ayiza
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He! he! he!
Good one |
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TAN
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good one. |
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ausblue
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lol thats good haha :) |
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Phil M
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that was a good one. Hadn't heard it before...then again, I was born in cali and live in Texas...not exactly ice fishing capitals of the world |
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On the Sleigh (again!)
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I think Ghfh g liked that one. |
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zxcv
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hehe , nice one mate...
consider it stolen... |
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Shelle
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HEY!! |
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thathirdrail
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Whats the ? |
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just me
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is that a joke...i'm a female and that should not be funny to me but it is...lol...if iit's for real what did you do...cause i tried to stop talking to my bf once didn't last but like 48 hours...lol |
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Andrea D
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LOL....Good One! |
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HEC
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I agree with Earl.
PS. More time for phishin'!! WooHooooo! |
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Chimichanga to go please!!
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Being the wife that has a hard time staying silent, I thought this joke was funny. Thanks for the laugh! It is SO true! |
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sins
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hee hee...Keep her, I'd say!
Very good, Alf! Thanks for the giggle. |
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catz
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cute! |
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mlud12000
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excellent mr alf, |
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Jeez
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Earl is right, we dont keep quite that long.....Hahaha very funny!!!!!!!!! |
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greybeard
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Funny! |
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Jimbo
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Yeah I thought about it before I fed her the poison musrooms ... It was cheeper that way |
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minicooperlover2
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lol FIshing is fun |
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EuCitizen
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i dont think there is much ice fishing to be done in SA maybe try lesotho :) |
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