For you personally , what has been the greatest invention of all time?

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MB1810

Toilet Paper - honestly.

**Edit**

I recieved this e-mail just a few moments ago - it just prooves that toilet paper is so the best invention ever!

THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER

Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.
"If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds".
Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts.
"How long will this take?" I asked.
"They will grow larger over a period of years," my husband replies. I stopped.
"Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?"
Without missing a beat he says "Worked for your a*s, didn't it?"

He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk again although he will probably continue to take his meals through a straw.

Ayiza

The transistor.

Everthing electronic depend on it.
Computers, factory processes, cellphones, radio, TV basically everthing in our lives today even cars have computer engine management systems.

plaplant8

I think it is my computer. It leads me to many things.

Tsepo

My girlfriend

cherrihill

I guess it would have to be the motor vehicle, a lot more comfortable than a horse and buggy.... can carry more stuff than a bicycle....... and it ( and you ) are protected from the weather. You could even live in it in a pinch.

romeoitaly

The Arts, specifically music and painting.