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An elderly fisherman was at home, dying in bed, when he smelled his favourite aroma, chocolate chip biscuits bahing. He wanted one last cookie before he died, so he crawled to the kitchen, reached up to the cookie sheet on the table and grasped a warm, moist chip. His wife suddenly hit his hand with a spatula and yelled, Leave them alone. They're for the funeral.

Juffrou vra in biologie klas, teken die vroulike geslags orgaan. Sannie kyk af en trek haar panty weg. Jannie sien dit en skreeu,"Juffrou sannie krip.