How about a little humour?

General, a successful entrepreneur, is constantly in demand for after-dinner speeches and he never finds the time to prepare his own material (as you all know he is out this week). It would always be me, Tsepo, writing the speech.

It was at the annual conference that he was called upon to give encouragement to small businesses. After the meal, the General stood up to address the audience.
"Ladies and Gentlemen. I feel good about what i am going to say to you today..."
He then turned to the next page and read out, " From now on, you unappreciative pig, you're on your own!






I had prepared the speech and as always the General had spoken!