How am I going to explain my unmaid beds and messy house to hubby?

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General Proud

very carefully....

chillipope

Say you and the maid have been making happy together

Tell him you aren't feeling well

Barbara Doll to you

start with the truth

dixidan_2000

Tell him you have been doing research and that you decided to have a day off from housework.

Sonell

Lie

BLING

LMAO I don't have that problem
Just tell him you couldn't be ar*ed doing it today

;-)

melvnews

You will have to cook him dinner and give him an extended ******** for that mishap

Topshopcitybeachbabe

tell him you have been very busy and have had alot of wotrk to do today or tell him that you need a break and a holiday and you thought you would take the day off .

katehughes2706

Tell him you were expecting the housework fairy today but she called in sick.

Sean JTR

tell him to do it himself

Robbo31

That you are having an affair and have no time to deal with such trivial things which represent a conformity that you are trying to forget......that should shut him up for a few minutes!

I'm not sure spending all day on here is wise...some of us being at work have no choice about being in front of a computer but you could be out there doing something...especially if the other half isn't in....so off you go!!!

MT K

Tell him you have been entertaining the milkman he will understand but for gods sake dont tell him you have been wasting time on yahoo

Weed

why should you have to explain anything to him , you had a day off , so what, the unmade beds & messy house will still be there tomorrow, chill,

andy

tell him you have better things to do then clean up after other!!!

bean

LOL I explained it only the first few times, now hubby knows if the house is messy and Im smiling ... it all good! Its when the house is clean and Im in a bad mood that he gets irrratated! It does help that I have a full time maid now :)

redhead

don't explain anything. If he asks, just say you haven't been feeling well and ask him to help you tidy up

nan4six

Why should you have to? If he has a problem with it, tell him you took a much needed day off and then ask him to help you catch up on the housework.

Lilmisssassy

tell him the truth and if he doesnt ike it hand him a bnroom and have at it buddy your not a slave uiyui u what did she spell wrong?

cakes4africa

Tell him that until he gets you a maid, things will be unmaid!

billy

Tell him that things are gonna start changing around here... then grab him between the legs and squeeze really hard and say "no more mrs nice wife point dexter"

bullbusbutt

its Friday your allowed n if he dont like it tell him to shout at me instead xxxxx ps ive done the same lazy mares arnt we

Unicornrider

Tell him it's your day off. And if it bothers him to feel free to jump in and join us all!

moya

Any husband who has to be answered to for something as trivial house chores isn't much of a husband.

Pinkflower

Just say sorry but i have been in bed all day as i have not been to well. Then he can cook too :)

Andy F

If you've got time to post on here... You've got time to make the beds. Now get upstairs and get them done before he comes back in .

london.oval

You know what, just go pull the beds straight quickly - dishes in kitchen and leave to soak - can do them while cooking dinner and Bob's your uncle.

Peter M

It's only a little tidying....... another day wont hurt now will it !!!

Ayiza

Blame the govement

Bull IV

If you were my wife you would be in alot of ****.

uiyui u

well learn to spell first!

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