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Ghanouge

I dont care, as long those fibers dont get between my teeth, then im tottaly satisfied!!

Edit: Lol @ Numb

numbsain?

Start with of medium sized Mexican mango (preferably from an altitude above 1000 km) that is 187mm from pole to pole approx 5cm radius at the equator. Firmness should be able to withstand 4 kilos per square inch without breaking the peel (and if it does it should not squirt more than 13 meters) Next, firmly grip the mango at a 35Â° angle to the floor with a pair of wide mouth surgical hemostats around the lower 2/3 of the mango. Then, using a 13mm scalpel, make a 4 cm incision bilaterally in the direction of polar north approx. 2cm (Â±.001cm tolerance) deep at a 15Â° angle obliquely around the circumference. Using a 300 watt cutting laser, make 17 vertical slits in the upper quadrant of the middle 2/3rds of the fruit while dousing the peel with 1/4 liter of pure grain alcohol and then stand back 3 feet (with eye protection). After several minutes, cautiously approach mango and if it has not been completely vaporized, grab it with your left hand and shove the entire mango into your mouth while making sucking noises and breathing through your nose (use your right hand to fight off anyone trying to take it from you). Once you have gotten the entire mango into your mouth, chew once and swallow. Lick all fingers, hands and floor clean. Then mop the entire area in a ten meter radius of where you enjoyed your mango.

I think you'll find this to be the easiest most effective way to make a complete mess and maybe get some mango into your mouth in the process.

Aussie

We have a saying over here that mangos are best eaten in the bath !

â™« Chloe â™«

i drink it, i don't eat it..

webby

don't believe them, mango tastes so much better when it's dribbling all over your hands and clothes

Kate

Methode 1:
Cut the mango in half...the seed will get stuck in one side...get a spoon and eat the mango while you hold the bowl-like skin.

Methode 2:
Cut the mangos sides as near as you can to the seed...you will have two skinned sides of mangos...make longitudinal and lateral incisions inside the mango (not the skin side but the edible side) then you will have square like patterns, flip the mango piece pushing the skin side inwards, the edible squares of mango will pop up and you can eat them without mess

AndyPandy

Hold the mango vertically, with the pointed ends pointing up and down. Now with a knife, cut a ring through the middle such that you've cut a single line all around.

Now still holding the mango vertically from the bottom, turn the portion above the cut you just made. It will spin off the centre, and now you have mango in its own cup!

for the second half, using the same knife, make cuts into the flesh holding the hard centre, and just lift off the seed. There's your second mango in a cup.

And there is no proper way to chew the flesh off the seed. It has to be done like a monkey! :)

Jake B

Mango is a messy fruit, no doubt. I often wear an apron or take my shirt off ;)

A good method is to cut the cheeks off, score them diagonally and turn them inside out, then you can cut the flesh off with no problems.

Kalooka

same same..

prd_muslim

just like AndyPandy said but then slice the 2 pieces of mango in cubes and flip them over.

or

Peel all the mango and then slice it into a bowl then wash your hands and then eat it nice and clean

Mutya P

Most probably, you simply remove the skin of this delicious fruit. Well, so as not to have a messy situation, all you have to do is to cut it length wise. Be sure to pay attention to your fingers or else you might cut one of them. It happened to me during my teen years. But once you;re able to cut it length wise, you can scoop it with a teaspoon or a table spoon. Hmmmmm..... so sweet!
But then, you must eat only up to 6 pieces because mango is not good for a diabetic person. I has to much sugar.
Happy mango eating ;)

Kassandra

1. Make a Slice Down One Side of the Mango.
2. Now Make a Slice on the Other Side of the Stone.
3. Choose One of the Fleshy Sections and Score it With a Serrated Knife.
4. Turn the Section of Mango and Score it in the Other Direction.
5. Cut Away the Peel from Around the Stone
6. Cut the remaining fruit around the stone.
7. Spoon Out the Cubed Flesh.
8. Do the Same with the Remaining Section.

If you want demonstration, check the site below. Have you tried Philippine Mango? Way better than Mexican, believe me. :-)

fatma

hey beautiful

mango ... the beatuiful taste...

drips all over your mouth....

the sweet sensation...

and what ...... everyone or should i say everything around me gets some !!!

ok.... first you make the whole mango soft by squashing it alittle... then cut a little peice off the top and slirp it out !!!

or you can use prd's theory... although mine is better cause.......

its mine !!! =D

i feel like eating mango now... what am i gana do?? who am i gana eat it with?? where am i gana get one from??

Nony

Just like you & don't belive anyone saying that he can eat it easy.

Arabia

i love mangos..
sorry, cant help you, i do the same here

Tonx

I'm not quite sure how to eat it exactly but i would eat it outside on the grass. (SO the juice doesn't spill on the table) Wear no shirt or a not so nice shirt that can get sticky. slice the mango in halves and eat with a spoon and knife.
Good Luck
Have FUn
Eat Well
I Hope I helped

finelady

Want to find the most delicious and sweetest mango in the world, well try the Philippine mango, its is not only known for its sweetnesss but also for its different one of a kind of texture and quality. try it and enjoy.

'N'

my sister peals them 4 me! & slices them too!
balaftkon!lol

Sara

once i ate Mango which was the first time and i decided not to eat it any more, i don't like that fruit, but ppl told me that it's important for our health, so i drink it as a juice now.

darthvader19_81

poke hole, insert straw!

Mr Cool

bis3ube

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