How do you translate this to English??

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hasafer

this question is forwarded to someone :D

Ranoush(ppl thumbed me down:p)

لا تناقشي - لا تجادلي - لا تعاسبي - لا تطالبي - لا تعاتبي??

ah inshAllah..da bo3dohom!! hehehehe

samy n

please give me such women

Ruby

hehe its very nice. We should all try to do that ;))

Eman G (Maganeno again)

May be Ahmed is coming tomorrow to visit me, i'll try this with him and tell u the results :D

Gigi (i wish i could)

el regala etbahdelo awy

loolz hope i love it

here is a star

Reikominder

Chapter 2:
Page 27:
"How to be a good wife" by Hope nazera

you are all colors

How do you cook your husband

Here is this this recipe that makes you happy ever after :

1 – put your husband in a pot of care and love - but on a low fire .

2 – pour on him your tenderness and pity – be careful not to make him sweat .

3 - put salt on him with a little smile – just a little one not to say you are an idiot .

4 - move the mixture with a spoon of calmness – complaints are to God ; you have to be patient .

5 - cover it with a cover of pressurized trust

And don’t forget 5 spices

Don’t discuss - don’t argue - don’t pick - don’t demand – don’t blame

Congratulations to you paradise in your afterlife and madhouse in your life .

wewantjustice

i ll translate it to frensh , ok:
comment cuisiner votre mari
voila une recette riche qui va vous rendre heureuse
1_ mettez votre mari dans une marmitte d' interet et amour mais reduisez le feu
2_versez sur lui votre tendresse et delicatesse et faites attention qu 'il ne se noit
3_mettz du sel avec votre sourir et veillez a ce qu elle soit legère afin qui ne croit pa que vous etes idiote
4_melangez le tout avec une cuillere de sang froid , implorez dieu vous devez supporter
5_serrez le avec une couverture de confiance compressée
et n oubliez pa les epices
ne discutez pas , ne disputer pas , ne vous fachez pas , ne demandez pas , ne blamez
bonne appetit
chapeau vous avez le paradis et un asilede fou dans votre vie.

Pinka

i'm lucky wewantjustice translated this into french so i can read it and understand it well
i guess it's the best recipy for having a happy peacful life btw married people
thx for sharing

Moonrise

i find it so realistic in spite of the humor that spices it.
i think the males here will be scared of the idea of getting married.
please kindly add a note saying this is an impossible recipe bec wives are the kindest and most caring creatures ever.

7atem

Aho da elly ento fal7een feeh
Ella mashofna menko 7aga.. la seneyet mesa22a3a.. wala 7allet 2ol2as 7atta fel sa23a di
kalam kalam kalam bass
maba7'odshy mennak 3'eir kalam

sistablu...Maat

Okay, so now we have the main course I am wondering ,"whats for dessert, which is always the most yummie part?
I loved the "recipe" and so appreciate your tolerance to dumbos who still can't read Arabic script after years of trying.

that`s an incredible recipe!
every wife should try it!

have a nice day
LOL

passionate

thanks my dear hope,but this recipe CAN'T be for me......................................... so develish...................
hehehe.
ommal meen haynakked 3aleeh,bas ana ala2eeh bas,we sabro 3alayya,...da hayestala2a wa3do menny.....heyya fawda??

Farah

Ya salam ... why would I want to live in a nut house?!! I think the approach of this wife is a lot easier! hehehehe

A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office.
After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe stress disorder. If you don't do the following, your husband will surely die."

"Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant at all times. For lunch make him a nutritious meal. For dinner prepare an especially nice meal for him. Don't burden him with chores. Don't discuss your problems with him, it will only make his stress worse. No nagging. And most importantly, make love with your husband several times a week. If you can do this for the next 10 months to a year, I think your husband will regain his health completely."

On the way home, the husband asked his wife. "What did the doctor say?"

"He said you're going to die," she replied

The Sunset(regainning points:D)

kol wa7ed 3ala zo2o ba2a i think it will be soo tradtional meal

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