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How on earth could you be Half-Jewish?

This guy claims to be half-jewish. I have never heard of a half-Christian or a half-Muslim. Could someone tell me how that works? What does the word Lakhain means?

WARNING: The only Jew in the room may make you laugh uncontrollably.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1G256H_Q0bI

Here is the funnier version:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OyW8wZkPQRg
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Wiseguy
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You either are or you aren't, it's very simple.


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Your either Jewish or your not Jewish, no such thing as a half-religion.


Annt Hu DeShalit
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There is no such thing.

Just like there is no such thing as being half pregnant.

Ed. I could not access the first clip. The second one seemed ridiculous.

Lakhein means therefore.


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robby
only one parent is jewish


Peace in our time
Do you actually think this is funny? It's stupid, just like your question. Since you can't think of a name for yourself, may I offer "dumbass"?


cve5190
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It is my understanding that Jews are a division of the Semites, a Middle Eastern ethnicity.

This can be different from people who practice Judaism (Jews). People can convert and reject Judaism, but being a Semite is with you as your ethnicity.

(The reason they share a common religion amongst their religion is obvious, because a long time ago, people were not as mobile. Thus, people of the same ethnicity shared the same language, culture, religion, etc.)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Who_is_a_Jew%3F


FEZ- being born
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Jewish is an ethnicity as well as a religion.
They are inter-related but not the same thing.


samsproudmommy
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according to jewish law there is no such thing, if your mother is jewish so are you, if your father is jewish and your mother isnt you are not jewish.some ppl like to say it, i dont understand it either


kismet
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There is no such thing as half Jewish.
One is Jewish if:
1) He was born to a Jewish mother, or:
2) He converted to Judaism according to Jewish law.


Muhandess
**I** Could not be.

Nor could anyone else.

It's a two-value system, just as in computers. Zero or one.


Leather and Lace
One parent is Jewish and the other isn't.


Deadly SRS
blah. like that


dandyl
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Judaism is considered to be both a religion and a nation/culture. More than 13 million people are now identified as Jews, with roughly six million living in the United States and five million in Israel.** Jews come in all shapes, sizes and nationalities. For example, there are black Jews from Ethiopia, Chinese Jews from Shanghai and Indian Jews from India. Practices and beliefs among Jews range from those who call themselves Jews but have nothing more to do with the religion or culture to rigidly Orthodox who strictly observe ancient Jewish precepts.
You are Jewish if your mom is Jewish, or if you converted to Judaism.
You cant be half Jewish, but often people say that, if there one parent is Jewish and the other parent is of another religion.


bradhurt2003
it means one of your parents is jewish and the other isn't. therefore you are half-jewish.


pibroch1234
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Jews have a strong tendency to marry Jews. So there is likely a relatively strongly differentiated gene pool(s) which I imagine could be identified by science. Christians are usually not defined as an ethnic group. Often Jews are, and that's a fact.

Lots of people refer to being half this or that, so whether there is any science to back this up is to them largely irrelevant. Meanings are in people, not in things. So what's your problem anyway?


Beautiful Sunset
We live in a free world, you can call yourself anything you want.
Although I am 100% Norwegian and I have no ties with the Palestinians, I feel 100% palestinian in a spiritual way.
I am with the "Good Guys" like so many anti-israel posters here.
I could also be 100% jewish in the event a new holocost will break on our planet threatening the jews, but right now I am 100% against them.
bye bye


Hannah
A person raised in two different religons.

Like me...
My dad is jewish and my mom is christadephian...
So I grew up with both, but they never pushed any one of them on me.
I decided to follow the jewish faith when I was 16 by my own choice. I'm so glad I was able to see different ways however, I feel very open-minded to the world and their spiritual belief.

I'm also half hebrew as well, which some people call hebrews, jews...


idesofmarch
well as all jews whine about anti-semitism based on the fact that they are a race as well as a religion,and the fact that discrimination against muslims or other faiths is ok because its not based on race, they can hardly complain about people refering to being half or part jewish.


Kevin S
Same way that someone is half italian or half greek or half arab.

No because by that logic italians are race of which they are not. Arabs are not a race as well. These are ethnic groups. Arabs, italians and Greeks are caucasians. Race was thought up from anthropologists who were white, hence through racism, ironically.


Claymore Thomas III
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I think I have your answer Son.
You see, being a Jew in our Christian world ain't something you go on bragging about .
By saying I am only "half" Jewish, you'd expect to get some positive feedback. Truth is that you just fool yourself .You do not belong with us.
Personally I'd never fall for it. I ain't stupid. No sale. Thomas


Georgie
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he wears half of one of those hat things



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