starlet108
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Well if you go on a safari wearing 2 pork chops as earrings theres a good chance. |
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Porgie
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If you are as stupid as the question you just asked, don't even bother coming. We South Africans are poor but not ignorant! We know that you asked this question to annoy us. What happened? Did some South African make you angry? You cried and wanna get back at them? So you post a stupid question? You feel better now?
If you supply us with enough details of your stay, we can arrange for a lion to devour you. We can even get some elephants to carry your body back to the plane that was stooooopid enough to bring you to SA! |
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waygook
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Sorry, lions don't eat assholes! |
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Anria A
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Well since most lions are domesticated (we South Africans keep them in the back yard you know) your chances are pretty slim.
Just pray one doesn't get off his owners leash, then you'll be screwed. |
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T.I
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There's a good chance because we all live in the wid and have lions in our backyards.So be afraid,be very afraid! |
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dWali
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Well, If you are like the Japanese tourist who decided to go to a lion park and then get out of his car, THEN I WOULD SAY your chances are HIGH.
Otherwise, you will be lucky if you actually see a lion. |
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blondie
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Out of your car in a game park, could be quite high. You have more chance of being mugged in any of the cities you visit, so wear your bag across your body and leave all your money, jewellery and valuables in the hotel safe when you go out. |
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Out of Africa
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I wouldn't worry about the Lions...
It's the Buffalo that'll kill you. You want to know why? Because you will probably think, "Oh look, some nice cows! I think I'll go scratch ones nose."
Needless to say, it will get p****d off and trample you. Then, if you're lucky, an Elephant will come do a dump on you, so that you'll be nicely fertilized and a Baobab will grow out your dumb*ss! |
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rabbit
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Almost Zero. Unless you go into a game park and actually get out of your car when the lions are about!! |
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CiCi
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Not only can you be eaten by a lion but be careful of the elephants and do not forget the monkeys they can be a bit of a nucense. All the other animals we have roaming around our streets and backyards freely to eat our children are not as bad as the lions.
I take it by now you figured out we do not like being thought off as a
backwards uncivilized country.
Pls excuse our banter and sarcastic answers but we tend to get a little worked up by the world ignorance about what is really going on in our beautiful country |
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Raina
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Slim. unless you go stay in the game reserve and tempt the lion to bite you. as for living in the city, I have never seen a lion running around loose, except in the zoo in its cage. |
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curious
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no don't worry i moved there a few years ago from chicago and i thought the same....its really beautiful and just like any other civilized country |
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skunk_luv
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Unless you get out of your car in game reserves where they tell you not to, or try to stoke "the pretty kitty" then there is really no chance of you being eaten by a lion. Hope you enjoy it here in our BEAUTIFUL country!!! |
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cheryl l
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If you see a wild lion please post it in here when you get home. I have been been living in South Africa all my life and never seen a wild lion. If you can count a zoo lion then i have. |
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edison
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They normally feed them before the tourists are flown out! |
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just-dave
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Do u have much meat on you? |
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Cichlid
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I certainly hope you get eaten by a lion. |
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marmalade
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very high if you're planning to go to a game reserve and track a hungry one down, or if you jump into the lion's enclosure at the zoo. |
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MattCan
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South Africa is a big contry and lions only roam free is a small part of it. Unless you happen to be hiking in a game park carrying a bag of fresh meat, you are unlikely to attract any attention from South African lions. |
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tay_jen1
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huge... massive! If you get out of your car and walk up to one in a nature reserve (the only place you find lions here). Or if you jump over the fence at the zoo... |
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cgroenewald_2000
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Unless you jump into the enclosure at the zoo or get out of your car while on a game-drive in the Kruger National Park, not likely. I do suggest you read up on our beautiful country before you come over though... |
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poepies
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Are you trying to commit suicide by asking such a stupid question????
I'm going with Porgie on this one!!!
Get yourself a book to read on South Africa!!!! |
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brownbug78
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They are about as high as the chance of me learning to drive an ox wagon, or people like you getting a clue. |
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Sonskyn...19
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none, lions don't walk around freely in our streets people!!!!!!!!! |
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david m
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This depends on whether you want to be eaten by a lion, or you're trying to avoid being eaten by a lion!
If you want to get eaten, then a quick trip to the Kruger park, leave your car at the roadside & wander off into the bush with a few pounds of fresh meat strapped to your back!
If you're not looking to get eaten by a lion, then anywhere else is safe for you. |
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Brad M
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There are human lions roaming the streets. |
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madclowndisease420
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LMAO... Sorry. If you see a lion, avoid it. thats pretty much it |
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Hello! Kitty
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OMG!!! You're effing hilarious! Lol!!! We don't have lions here!!! Or, we do, but that's only in the zoos! And I have seen one lion in my whole life and I've been on this planet for fifteen years already! Trust me, if you are afraid of being eaten by a lion, don't go to the zoo lol...
We don't have lions here lol... I mean wtf. |
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Hector
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you got a better chance of getting raped by a female elephant.....
hahaha....come and look for youreslf.... |
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Blue sky
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What about this question? "I am going to America soon, what are the chances of me to meet as*****?? Or What are the chances of me not to meet as*****?"
Wow!
You need some quality education time before you go anywhere. How old are you anyway?? |
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ABBO
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If you do get close enough to a lion to be eaten just be grateful, to have seen one. Just stay with your guild, don't stick your hand out to pet it and when the sign says "dangerous animal", believe it. This is Africa believe what you see and be cautious. But unless you go to a Zoo or Game Park, the chances are very low that you will even see one. |
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