I need a change of scenery, what's the job market like in Zimbabwe?

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cakes

Woo hoo! Way to go. Love your profile! How about organising a Big Brother in Zim now? It would distract from all the problems they have at the moment. Perhaps you could still book uncle Bob as a star attraction for a month or two. Ha, ha.

Left in the Dark Again

even high class hookers don't earn much in Zimbabwe I'm afraid

The Blue bull

Zip, Zero, nadda....
There is nothing to do in Zim. Rather stay where you are, you are much safer.

Lark

A job opened up in the post office. I let them know you're coming. Hurry now!

Res

I also love graveyards; there are many beautiful flowers and wonderful trees. But are you that sure you are looking for such a permanent change of scenery?

bals

it's great, you'll be surrounded by violent, angry, horny black men

they'll love you down there i recommend you go asap

bjmlewis

have you tried phoning mugabi

Pheasant Plucker

Depends what the exchange rate is.
At the moment a pot noodle costs around $597,000,000 zimbabwean dollars.
So yeah, they're doing better than ever. Take the chance while you still can!
x

Adze

Mmmm If you can count up to ten ? then you
are in for a returning officer,night life
is good if you can put with the deaths.
lots give an arm & a leg for these jobs.
Yep a job to die for.

Afi

Pmsl at bals answer....I'd advise you to stay put Elric....Africa is beginning to wise up. There is only so much one can take and the shite is bound to hit the fan one day. Probably not in our life time but it will.
Remember I told you...lol

Skyli

Try the brothels, you'll be worth

Z$400000000000000000000000000000000000...

which in pounds is ÂŁ0.000012520010101020

good luck

shylax

get rid of mugabe and there will be a place for evil dictator

freebird

I heard Mugabe has a job for you, he needs a new hit man to beat up Morgan Tschvangirai

â™Ą Gloriaâ™Ą

Mugabe needs vigilantes to run his show;-)

Dicko

You have added a whole new dimension to the concept of "blonde."

conservation chris

You would make a fortune if you are a hooker, you could charge, like $ 30,000,000.oo a pop, you'll have a ball and probably AIDS.

adolf

pretty crap. do you follow the news?

Road Runner

Honey - you will always have a job with me - LOL - Not in Zim though.

Blouspook

The job market is blown.

Nick

HA! Good luck with that... There aren't even shelves stocked with food, and you want a job in Zimbabwe? Are you mad?

Trucky

You must have a screw lose somewhere.
Are you masochist or what ? Going to any parts of Africa is entering the ******** of the world.
Just come to London Brixton and that'll give you a preview !

Andrew G

I'm pretty certain you could get employment as a henchman for Robert Mugabe bringing your own machete might help

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