If Aliens landed in Lebanon today?

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Cedar××œ×™ 10452

They landed before. And they promise they will never do it again :)

NOLA guy

OK, I can't resist answering.

They would love the food so much they couldn't fit back into their flying saucer.

They would marry all the Lebanese girls. Sorry Lebanse guys, but that does mean you would have a shot at the alien girls.

They would send photos of the scenery back home and cause a wave of immigration.

Maybe they could guarantee good snow skiing conditions!

Make driving on the roads safer? Is that too much to ask of the aliens?? Perhaps it is outside their powers.......

Aussie

Hallab! Ghanouge could meet them there ! Even aliens have got to eat , surely !

Kate :-)

Very simple, I will take them to Ghannouge...she's our president and she knows how to talk alien on top of everything else. I think we are so blessed with her leadership.

hasafer

I'll take them to mama webby , she is the real leader of our hearts and she has the sweetest avatar on earth , so if we want them to love us , we must show them how warm a human can be even if she sometimes ground us for flirting [ or should I say me looool ]

loooooooool @ pinky lol lol lol

MAD MEL

Well, the first thing that I would say is "dude, if you come in peace, why did you come here?'' As for where I would take them...........I would just take them out for BBQ and tell them to have a safe trip back.

Pinky

We dont have a leader lol

I'd take them to Jumblat,maybe they can take him with them haha

Kumara

I believe I would have to take them to Kate...she actually LIVES in Lebanon, and (no offense dear Hallambra and Jeddo) she will ALWAYS be Lebanon category leader to me...

Shari

I would ask how tall a ladder they needed and after realizing my mistake, I would have created an interstellar incident. So to make it up to them, I would take them to a nice restaurant and wait for them to get thru desert before telling them they will have to wait like everyone else.

dannavigator

Sorry but it won't be a landing in Lebanon but more likely a crash! :)

Seriously, if they're a little bit intelligent, they'll go directly to UN in New York City to speak to all nations.

Otherwise, they'll go where their interests would be ... if it's for fresh water, it would be near Great Lakes or Baikal Lake. If it's for food, well, let's hope human are not in the menu!

Dark N

Aliens seem to only land in the USA for some reason so this will never happen

country m@m@ luvs you!

TO my house!

Reikominder

I will take them to Hot coco puff , and she will give them arak till they are totally drunk ,
then we can steal there flying saucers , and we all take a round with it till they are awake again :D

Bassima(God Bless Palestine)

ay?!
whats the point of this silly question which as no signifigance to Lebanon whatsoever? Why is this category being flooded with silly questions?
ya salaam! lay? gheebe nas.

As if Lebanon and Lebanese people need the Aliens too??
Enough..this country known for hospitality and tourism and the land of all problems for others,but enough is enough!!
Just leave them in peace..do not bring peace! each single country is misleading the other by proclaiming bringing peace to Lebanon..they can live in peace if you all let them be..!!
Alliens..Peace????!!!!!!!!!!!

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