If you were a street begger...?

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M00ND0CT0R

Don't make me date your daughter.

london.oval

Mine would read " you can keep your car "

turniton5

will also accept donations in kind...

or

my other sign is made from vinyl!

Stryker

WILL WORK FOR FREE, money and beer

General Proud

JEWBOY NEEDS MONEY FOR BOOZE.

G-D BLESS.

PS, NEED MONEY FOR DSTV AS WELL.

whitelily

"why lie, i want the money to buy beer."

scauma

"why lie, i need a beer"

hofurr

please help!!! will try to be funny for food

Ni Ten Ichi Ryu

The Protea's next great spin bowler. Need cash for gear. Balls ain't cheap you know?

DolphinLami

Oh Innocentia, ugangile.... LOL!

'Ex-boeremag Veteran, will do anything for money!'

VeronicaB

"Too lazy.... to rob a bank... ":)

el_mustard_mangler

"I will pool your money with other crackheads under the bridge around sundown. God Bless. "

andy

" I KNOW YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO HELP ME."

Tsepo

Lead me not into temptation....deliver me from hunger!

Mang Pedro

"war veteran"

JOE DIRT

NO SCHOOL.

NO JOB.

NO MONEY.

NO PROBLEM!

Daniel

Ke batla kotanna!

Karan Saxena

mine would read "support my laziness"

Michelin Star

"May contain nuts"

tafi75

"sparechange.com"

-One Love-

'I need money PLEASE........I need to get a better sign, cardboard sucks.'

hopeful_eclectic

Put lots of effort into making these rags look authentic...please reward my creativeness!

Note: There's this one beggar I drive pass who sits at the same intersection every day. He wears clothes which he obviously cut up himself! I think people give him money because they think he's simple-minded...

poepies

***25 year old single lady with hungry car to feed!!! Please help***

meerkat

Mine would say spare cash for alcahole and drugs because then people would know you are being honest and are not lying and give you cash :) (I dont do drugs or drink ime 13)

Shae C

"Jay-Z gave me a dollar. How about you?"

-or-

"Will work for Popeyes dinner."

Mungujacombamatagimba-the-4th???

my sign = hey it better to give than receive so let me help you out with that,
or all that money looks kind of heavy let me hold some for you.

wharlrus

i was a street begger and now im a millionair.so dont give me your oh so help me speeches.no golden spoon,relatives gave sh-te.
how did i do it,u ask?
hard graft and putting up with loads of cr-p.

bean

Im sorry, Im too proud to beg :) I have read great signs though like
"no car, no cellphone, no girlfriend, no dstv"

anku

mine " give me some money, I'll buy a Sari for Mallika Sherawat"

Shravan K

mine would read"GIVE SOME OR BEAT IT PUNK"

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