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 I am OFF....................Yu...
Hey guys no question today, just a little goodbye note to all o´ya´ll. Tomorrow morning I am on a flight back home. Won´t be logging on for the next 2 weeks. Getting all excited for the pap, wors ...


 Is it safe or even possible for an unmarried American girl to visit Saudi Arabia?
I have read several books on Saudi Arabia and am fascinated by Saudi culture. However, from my readings I am aware of the heavy restrictions placed on females in the country such as not being able to ...


 Salam & Shalom - I wish you all a good Ramadan and a happy Rosh Hashannah!?
Shana tova to all; I wish you a healthy, happy new year, may it be full of sweetness! And to all Muslims celebrating Ramadan and Eid: I hope you have a great time with your friends and family. Above ...


 ARE YOU GOING TO DENY the AMNESTY INTERNATIONAL REPORT?
Israel and the Occupied Palestinian TerritoriesSTATE OF ISRAEL
Head of State Shimon Peres (replaced Moshe Katzav in June)
Head of government Ehud Olmert
Death penalty abolitionist for ...


 Did you argue with yourself today?
What about? Who won?...


 What are some Egyptian Birthday wishes?
Today is a beautiful day, it is EMAN G's Birthday.........


(((((((((((((( Happy Birthday sweetheart)))))))))))))

~~~~~~~~~~~~Happy BD to you~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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 Is it relatively safe to travel to egypt at present to see the pyramids in giza?
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 Which country is better for shopping?Dubai or Singapur?
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 Is it true that much of the israeli population is arabic and muslim?
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 Is Dubai a country?
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 Are you allergic to anything?
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 Has anyone seen that Documentary about how Israel drops mines stuffed in toys?
what is Israel trying to accomplish here?
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if this question gets deleted then i guess it goes for show that you ain't all that ...


 Suggestions for team building?
My company is looking into holding a team building exercise and i need a few suggestions. But if you have some funny stories about your own team building experiences, feel free to let the world (or YA...


 Egyptain section girls?
If u can spend a whole day with a boy from here who will u choose and where will u both go?!



"JUST FOR FUN"
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it is me Adham by the ...


 Has anyone here ever caught a.....?
snake ? Would you mind telling us about it ?
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Ghanouge...have u heard about copyright ...this is theft of the worst kind !...


 Do you have any siblings?
or are u any only child who is spoiled (dalooa lols)
do u get along with them or have a good relationship with them?
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lols @ kalooka! good thing ur not a dalooa!=)<...


 Who wanna peace between my country (Israel) to Lebanon?
(and leave this stupid people of hizbolla and israel's government couse they are'nt good for peae they are just STUPID)...


 Why would an egyptian gentelman smile to a girl he never knew before in the streets?
i mean men be3eed le be3eed

i am just asking
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lol @ moonrise
no i mean only ...


 Have you made good friends online?OR you consider them just Words on screen NOT ppl of flesh, blood & feelings?
I want to know your honest opinions plz.
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and i'm not talking about those who you met online, THEN met ...no ...i'm talking about those who you have never met ...


 In egypt: do we star too much?

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@ noor's clone

ur mother is the b**** ..beleive me i know

@all
sorry ...



Alf Garnett 9

Is living in Africa like living in Heaven?

We heaven got petrol
We heaven got deesil
We heaven got lectriciti
We heaven got wota
We heaven got mealie meal
We heaven got cooking oiol
We heaven got majareen
We heaven got wek
We heaven got forex
We heaven got munnee
We heaven got sokah tunament
We heaven got cure for eds
We heaven got winning rugby tim
We heaven got honest cricket pleyahs
We heaven got rid of Winnie or Bob
We heaven got free lend for war vit's
We heaven got honest guvment
We heaven got rite to vot
We heaven got good lection results
We heaven got good teechas
We heaven got sevis
We heaven got good menahs
We heaven got rods without putthols
We heaven got computah watt weks
We heaven got jells what locks
We heaven got crime free seetis
We heaven got teksis wifout boolet hols
We heaven got helpful benks
We heaven got good gun laws
We heaven got meny whites left
We heaven got much hope Joanna
We heaven got a bright fucha
We heaven got no pless to go
We heaven got much commun sence

Lucky we still got sence of huma
Eeeish its so verre verre bed

    



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MR CASH
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Hello this is MR Cash

Sh*t Alf, Ive just laughed my ar*se off!!!Made a fool of myself at work!!
Thanks for that


Reb Da Rebel
He, he, he!

That was funny Oom Alfie


jovvijo
Eish! I heaven got an answer to that one!


?
At least you know how to ease tension. Thanks!!!

Now do the same with your future real political questions. Be tough as you are but cream off racism and we will engage!!!!


heavy D
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Tank you fo a bit o lafta !


fireknight_m
Good for you.


northlookeagle
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come to south africa if you want to see heaven somebody out there will send you to it free of charge


SAgirl
Yes it is when you are black a criminal and an illegal immigrant


lmnop
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I don't know. So far, I haven't been to either one. But I would guess that heaven is much better!


jack daniels
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Alf that was funny good on you mate, but damn sad because a lot of truth in it.

Ant z the spelling mistakes were intentional, take a hike you don't understand Africa.


Harry M
So true..............blerrie BAKGAT!! man


2000
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Safari continent


STEEN
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lol


patti
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Well done Alf my boy.........wish more people on this forum had your sense of humour.. and........

watch out South Africa, I arrive on Monday the 23......make sure there is enough Castle, braaivleis and biltong available.


&lt;----9----&gt;
Lions & Tigers & Bears, oh my.


Purin
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uhh doesnt seem like heaven.. and you spelled a ton of things wrong so i really dont know what your talking about. if your "heaven" is a massive amount of incorrectly spelled words.. i dont think you know what heaven means.



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