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Is this dirty? |
There were two nuns..
One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM) ,
And the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL).
It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.
SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for
The past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants.
SL: It's logical. He wants to rape us.
SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes
At the most! What can we do?
SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster.
SM: It's not working.
SL: Of course it's not working. The man did the only
Logical thing. He started to walk faster, too.
SM : So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute.
SL: The only logical thing we can do is split.. You go that way and I'll go
this way. He cannot follow us both.
So the man decided to follow Sister Logical.
Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is
Worried about what has happened to Sister Logical .
Then Sister Logical arrives.
SM: Sister Logical ! Thank God you are here!
Tell me what happened!
SL : The only logical thing happened. The man couldn't follow us both,
so he followed me
SM : Yes, yes! But what happened then?
SL: The only logical thing happened. I started to run
As fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could.
SM : And?
SL : The only logical thing happened. He reached me.
SM : Oh, dear! What did you do?
SL : The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up.
SM : Oh, Sister! What did the man do?
SL: The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants.
SM: Oh, no! What happened then?
SL : Isn't it logical, Sister? A nun with her dress up can run faster
than a man with his pants down.
And for those of you who thought it would be dirty,
Say two Hail Mary's |
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Res
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Oh I love it, I love it I love it! Good one! |
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Geo
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I've heard this one before, but I still get a good laugh at it everytime I hear it. |
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BEDLAMB
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Funny! :) |
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Tsepo
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Dirty beggining, clean ending.........that was nice! |
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Skyli
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hehe.. that's a pretty good one thanks!! |
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NEOTEH
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Where do you get this stuff |
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Hollywood
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" two Hail Mary's" HaHa LMAO LOL, Hollywood |
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Rabbi for you
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You get the 10 points for that. what a lovely joke to start the day with. thank you .lol |
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frotta ba'nanas
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eheheeeheeee....hilirious....
so goood one....... |
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Becky B
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I don't think its dirty. I thought it was cute and pretty funny! |
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Garacaius
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Very, very good - and a big laugh here. |
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Hahaha....a star is deserved!!!!! |
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Rahouel
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Thanks, I needed that!!! |
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Loved it! |
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cheri
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I love it (^_^) |
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Dee
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No - one of the most funniest jokes I have ever heard... |
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Dennis M
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THAT IS NOT DIRTY,DIRTY IS ME AND YOU IN THE MUD NAKED. |
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