Just for Fun Egyptian Joke, no one take it to heart, star if you like?

1. You know you're Egyptian when:

2. • A visa is not a credit card.

3. • You refer to your dad's friends as Amoo.

4. • You have an endless supply of pistachios, dates, and various other seeds...(lib)

5. • Your parents say you're becoming westernized anytime you get into trouble.

6. • You curse at your teachers or strangers in Arabic.

7. • You can spot an Arab a mile away and they have spotted you too because they keep staring.

8. • After a family meal, the women fight to the death over who should wash the dishes while the men sit on their behinds and discuss politics/soccer, waiting for their tea.

9. • Your parents want you to become a doctor, pharmacist or engineer.

10. • You use your forehead and eyebrows to point something out...

11. • Your mother yells at the top of her lungs to call you to dinner even if you're in the next room.

12. • You have at least thirty cousins.

13. • You arrive one or two hours late to a party and think it's normal.
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14. • You are standing next to the largest suitcases at the Airport.

15. • You talk for an hour at the front door when leaving someone's house.

16. • You say bye 17 times on the phone.

17. • When your parents meet strangers and talk for a few minutes, you discover they know one of your uncles back home.

18. • Your parents still scream at the top of their lungs when making long distance phone calls.

19. • Your mother does everything for you if you are male.

20. • You do all the housework and cooking if you are female

21. • Your relatives alone could populate a small city.

22. • You still came back home to live with your parents after you graduate.

23. • You teach Americans swearwords in Arabic.

24. • You always say "open the light" instead of "turn the light on".

25. • Your parents drink 6 cups of tea a day.

26. • You've had a shoe thrown at you by your mother.

27. • Your dad, although lazy, is a master at flinging shib-shibs