SLH
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He had no belly button and said "Madam, I'm Adam" |
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Pammie
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I'm not a Creationist I'm an Evolutionist,
Adam & Eve is a story, a bit like Red Riding Hood for me. |
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psymon
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He couldn't have had ancestors for a start, but that's by far the only thing... he couldn't have had a facebook account or a Harley Davidson or an Amy Winehouse CD (or a crack pipe come to that) and he definitely wouldn't have had deep concerns about his carbon footprint.
The first thing he said, on his first evening in the garden of Eden was "Hey, God! Hurry up and invent the pub, I could murder a pint!" |
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fantasia.
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A father? The first thing he ever said when he saw his mother was "Where is my Dad? " |
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tall boy
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he could not have had a smooth skin!
And he said banana Banana oehoe oehoe |
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Dinah f
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I love these answers. I think some you guys have a great sense of humour. This sort of answer balances out everything really well.
As for the answer: Ask the women who have been scorned. |
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livinfortheweekend2
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A belly button
First thing he said ' where's my belly button?'
Maurog - its a joke. |
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pretty_as_poison
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1.porn
2. whats this long thing? |
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Tweety
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Hmmm...If he was the first man then he could not have one rib less. He had all his ribs.
Maybe he glorfied God? I have no idea. |
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Siddhanjay G
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he could not have born |
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Antara
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1. a father or a computer
2. When he saw her mother, he said,"Mom I want a PC". |
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Habib
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The names that Adam was taught by God. |
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Wonderstar
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Lol Honey when he saw Alf he must have asked am I first or is Alf second.Or visa versea.xxxx |
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LuLaBells
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he couldnt have had parents
i am unique = first thing he said! |
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Maurog
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How would he know what a belly button is if he hadn't one? |
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Snorkie
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1. Sex
2. Aargh............ |
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Geo
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A breast to be fed on.
' It's fu@king freezing ' |
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Humanist A.R.T.
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I think He(peace be upon him)said:Thanks to The One God Who created me from a trivial thing. |
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lyinomen=)
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"who am i" is the first word he said=) ...a pc maybe he could not have.. |
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Alf Garnett
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1) A big Dooby
2) Can you suck this big fart out of my a rse.. |
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