So what is your gift...?

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Alf Garnett 8

From the number of violations I get I can only presume there are a number of people on this Forum who see me as a Master Baiter - and I dont like Fishing!

dWali

Two uniquely Afrikaner gifts:

I have a BOEP and

I usually speak before I think.

Ni Ten Ichi Ryu

A good writer - very inquisitive, fond of learning and reading - who hopes to become a Polymath one day.
A good musical ear and eye for art
I play piano, guitar and drums
I've produced some deep house, nu school breaks and drum and bass for a few record labels
As a DJ I can occasionally still get people to dance on bar counters and restaurant tables
A killer cook - there's always heat in this kitchen baby!

And last:

I'm bionic and can fly - but only on a Tuesday between 19h30 and 23h15

PS. That last bit is like...a secret ok?

Vango

I have been known to draw a few pretty pictures and take a few nice pics on occasion. I know somewhat about plants and animals and also love to cook. Furthermore, I'm way too 'hardegat' for my own good (especially bosses don't seem to like that).
A gift I undoubtedly DO NOT have, is the ability to get out of bed in the morning.

PS: I can also talk like a duck :oI

bean

sewing and most handcrafts. Been published and sold lots.

Started painting last week, it appears I can paint too - yippee!

I can cook and bake.

Reading screw it lets do it again, its very motivating ... I want to buy an island too!

General is your first name John?

Ayiza

I am really good on Fifa on all platforms PC, PSP, PS2 and Xbox 360.
"First person shooter" I suck and that's all they play online in SA no one plays Fifa online.
In real life soccer I am a good defender/defensive midfielder player. We play every Tues and Thursdays after work under flood lights with my work colleagues very armature stuff just for fun and to keep fit.

P.S I am a good kisser too. ;-)

jovvijo

Poetry as well.

but the 5 line lymmeric sort! I tried deep, angsty poems, it just didnt sit right with me,

I can cartoon as well and even make a mean pancake!

General Proud

thanks for the compliment.

here's something for you and bug (i was nominated for an award on this one):

For whom the bell tolls

Exorcising the demons that taunted me was no easy task.
Banishing the suffering was a task worthy.
I had thought that survival was an impossibility.
You brought the breath that saved me.

As I took a glimpse â€“ only for one tiny eternity â€“
I stared into a universe untainted, resplendent in blue.
Your smile became a brave pioneer,
Venturing into the deep uncharted precipices of my heart.

As your scent skipped on the breeze and touched me,
It seemed to drift heartwards, setting a new beat.
The memory of your faultless countenance is etched on my soul,
An art I never knew could be.

MR Cash

Hello This is MR Cash

I have a gift for telling things the way they are.......

Eg:The generals scribblings are trash!!!!

If he wants to write great lyrics he must listen to The Smiths and learn from a master such as Morrisey

"The pain was enough to make a shy bald buddist reflect and plan a mass murder! Who said I lied to her? Who said I lied cause I never I never........................."

Bull IV

I am a master lamb chops braaier.

Odie

I can flap my ears. I guess that's more of a party trick than a gift.

Hahaha - I am gifted in eating. That's not a big mouth, neh!!!!

johnnyhawkyns

To follow angelpaw.

Baa Baa mouton noir
avez vous du laine
oui monsieur oui monsieur
troi sac plein.

Mabey she could play the music and I can sing in French.

ticklefinger

.. i have a great skill in dreaming... working on the skill of making them a reality is more challenging tho!...

Angelpaws

I can play "Mary Had A Little Lamb" on anything that makes noise...

My poetry's pretty good too, but I haven't written in MANY years. I tend to write best when my heart's broken. (And it's not just soppy love crap either.)

EDIT: I think the General is a Master Debater... ;oP
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Southloving

Im actually Great in Emergency child Birth but havent done it for sometime now Thats one thing i miss about home all those unexpected child birth its rear in the U.S
Im really talented in that one

NONAME

I have the abilities to go to school, work and raise my child.....while I do laundry, dishes, homework and go the gym!!! So I guess I am a good multitasker!

poepies

I can play piano! I love music...... En ek kan baie seer met my tone knyp!

moya

I don't have many gifts. I think my most noteworthy would be the fact that I manage to fall out of bed (literally) every morning exactly a minute before my alarm goes off. I have learned to keep pillows on the floor next to my bed.

Oh and falling for guys who mess with me. I am so lame at that.

stretchy_mcslapnuts

The ability to play with my kids on their level and make them smile and giggle.

turniton5

Art and music and anything creative.

Just know, however, that as soon as you put yourself out there (wearing your heart on your pocket - so to speak) that there are going to be people who will try to take a piece of you (as the general knows IÂ´m sure).
That takes a bit of getting used to, but the rewards are worth it.

Apart from my day job I make a bit extra from my oil paintings (I sell a lot of African motives, you will be proud to know) and I play the drums in a Brazilian type percussion band.

(I hosed myself from AlfÂ´s answer - he deserves 10 points.)

The Dude

I have this really weird talent using my tongue (no, not that way to all those sick minded people). Its really hard to explain but I can make a weird sound with it. When I was born I was also blessed with an exceptional singing voice. I am also a great ballroom dancer.

madbaldscotsman

My gift is music. I can play a guitar like a riot and pick up almost any instrument and learn it quickly.
I can also make people believe what I say pretty easily. For some reason, people automatically trust me. I have to be carefull and not use my talent for evil gains. Either of them.

Stacy R

answering questions

death from above

I can tell what you think...

JAY DEE

I'm generous lady and gifted in volley ball.

Gen DL Ray

mine would not be my spelling when i am tired
i am good in story telling i can whip you a way to your imagination so that you can be alive in a world that is yours where you are king or queen
my gift is protecting people that cannot protect them self
and well i can do the oppesite

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