What is the funniest thing you have ever said in another language?

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joeqwertyuiop222

i meant to say "i am tired" in spanish and i actually said "i have to sh*t"

āŗ

Someone called me a water melon and since i didnt really understand the dialect i called him a pineapple.

Apricota (a.k.a) Meshmesha

I'm always so very embarrassed to say Kiss in German to any of my friends because in Egyptian Arabic it's a "very" bad curse ā€¦ F word! And when we learned it in the German class we all skipped saying or even mentioning it again.
I always avoid saying it.

Zero

i was learning japanese..

when i sa this man speaking japanese

and i wanted to test out what i learned so far..

and i THOUGHT i said was "can you point me to the direction of the trainsation"

but what i said was "can you show me how to get into your penis"

he stood there shocked!

AND NOW THAT I LOOK BACK AT IT HOW THE HELL DID I MAKE THE MISTAKE.. they dont sound the same at all lmao >-<!!

SchĆ¶rdinger

Baka aradtibiou= Shut up You Idiot In Japanese

MobBots

*shouting in German*

"HELLO MY NAME IS STOP SIGN!"

TxsWitchWAB

High School spanish class...I meant to say "I was embarassed" I ended up saying "I was pregnant" bad bad bad!

LivĆ�n

Jajaja...I do frecuently, because english is my second language...but the other time I wrotte Por quĆ© las mujeres se enamoran de los....and it was Por quĆ© las mujeres aman a los...so I think never could find the book....sorry.

..Samoyed Love..

I said "I have tomatoes in my pants" in German, I think it sounds like this... Ich habben tommaten in mien hosen.
* Cant spell in German, but nevertheless it was funny

Miss Cammi

"Mas sabe el burro que tu" = "The donkey knows more than you", or "You're stupider than a donkey"

My spanish teacher taught us that one, haha.
That's about the only thing I learned.

Awesome question ;D

&& I Love You. [Cutiepye].

I don't remember exactly what I said, but in my Spanish 1 class I said something about riding a turtle and eating a small child.

disneytraveler_est2004

Your mother sits on a goat in greek....lol

megamokhā„¢ ( Les feuilles mortes)

It's "kiss" in deutsch this is just too baaaaad :D

BTW : There is a stain used in histopathological techniques called "Van K*** stain" the same as that german kiss hehe..

@ M. :LOLZzzZz