What is the funniest thing you have ever said in another language?

Did you say something funny or embarrasing when learning another language or am i the only one?Additional DetailsI think I will have to let the other people pick the answer...everything...

Did you say something funny or embarrasing when learning another language or am i the only one?
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I think I will have to let the other people pick the answer...everything is funny.

But on a side note I have called someone a batiqh in Arabic also because this person eats too much watermellon...and I have also said the same mistake in spanish about "yo soy embarrasada"....which I thought was suposed to mean "embarrased"...but actually means pregnant..I shocked all my friends and then had to explain i wasn't pregnant to all of the people they told. But all of the answers so far are great. I am happy I am not the only person with language problems lol

joeqwertyuiop222	i meant to say "i am tired" in spanish and i actually said "i have to sh*t"

☺	Someone called me a water melon and since i didnt really understand the dialect i called him a pineapple.

Apricota (a.k.a) Meshmesha	I'm always so very embarrassed to say Kiss in German to any of my friends because in Egyptian Arabic it's a "very" bad curse … F word! And when we learned it in the German class we all skipped saying or even mentioning it again. I always avoid saying it.

Zero	i was learning japanese.. when i sa this man speaking japanese and i wanted to test out what i learned so far.. and i THOUGHT i said was "can you point me to the direction of the trainsation" but what i said was "can you show me how to get into your penis" he stood there shocked! AND NOW THAT I LOOK BACK AT IT HOW THE HELL DID I MAKE THE MISTAKE.. they dont sound the same at all lmao >-<!!

Schördinger	Baka aradtibiou= Shut up You Idiot In Japanese

MobBots	shouting in German "HELLO MY NAME IS STOP SIGN!"

TxsWitchWAB	High School spanish class...I meant to say "I was embarassed" I ended up saying "I was pregnant" bad bad bad!

Liván	Jajaja...I do frecuently, because english is my second language...but the other time I wrotte Por qué las mujeres se enamoran de los....and it was Por qué las mujeres aman a los...so I think never could find the book....sorry.

..Samoyed Love..	I said "I have tomatoes in my pants" in German, I think it sounds like this... Ich habben tommaten in mien hosen. * Cant spell in German, but nevertheless it was funny

Miss Cammi	"Mas sabe el burro que tu" = "The donkey knows more than you", or "You're stupider than a donkey" My spanish teacher taught us that one, haha. That's about the only thing I learned. Awesome question ;D

&& I Love You. [Cutiepye].	I don't remember exactly what I said, but in my Spanish 1 class I said something about riding a turtle and eating a small child.

disneytraveler_est2004	Your mother sits on a goat in greek....lol

megamokh™ ( Les feuilles mortes)	It's "kiss" in deutsch this is just too baaaaad :D BTW : There is a stain used in histopathological techniques called "Van K*** stain" the same as that german kiss hehe.. @ M. :LOLZzzZz

Dazzon	good squid I always confuse the word for morning with the word for squid as they are really similar

lplplplp21	funny = babushka !! lol grandma in Russian

supergamer15	do you know pants are? In french although I was trying to say do you know where my pants are?

Seth B	yes the f word in german no one knows wat it means execpt the german teacher

Suzy	the town of "*******" in Austria...yes its true look it up.

lLOnIDon=Wonderland	chee-haw (don't know the spelling) but it's polish for "hush" or "quiet"

=]	kis em ick - arabic for "go **** your mom"