What is the worst thing to say on a first date ?

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Snorkie

Uh do you mind me stopping to buy some condoms, because of my last girlfriend, I have now some terrible itch.......

Reb Da Rebel

I'm kinda broke, so we'll be eating at my moms

Grasshopper

Are you a guy or a girl?

mikrev

i hate kids

traveljunkie@btinternet.com

Don't sweat much for a fat girl, do you?

Pitso

I'll try not to be as violent as I was on my last first date.

yager19

Just once I'd like to date a pretty girl / good looking guy.

or

I think I'm gay!

or

Did you just f*rt?

or

Holding up your finger to your nose, move it towards your date and ask her. What does this smell like?

or

I need to take my V.D. or A.I.D.s medication.

the ferrari man

For Men

"I'll be right back, I always have to call my parole officer at 6

For Woman

"Aww it's so cute!"

Mshoza

What do you think we should name our children?

Bull XI

I have a friend who asked his female date (the first date) while in university, if she had brought her purse along, before deciding what to order........
Needless to say, the date apparently didn't last very long and to my knowledge, he certainly didn't get "lucky" that night.
Otherwise, it depends on the person, some ladies enjoy forward men and others don't.....

Darth Vader

Is your mother fat?

Nevaaa!

lmao, funniest question i've seen in a while.

I can't think of anything...
except "So How much money do you make?"
I definatly would not wanna be asked that, thats rude and kinda weird. Haha

-One Love-

"My piles has gotten so bad all of a sudden."

Living Legends. Still Rockin On!

Do you prefer cash or credit card?

Blouspook

Did you remember to take a shower after your last date?

Skyli

"You look gorgeous, have you lost a little weight?"

If I ever got asked that I'd kick my date into next year!..lol

l'etoile

'Marry me!'

Maddie

"My curfues 8"

elizabeth

okay so im not kidding about this
my uncle would ask all of his dates their height and weight then go home and calculate their BMI and tell them oh you are quite average or wow your underweight or dump them and tell them why. he is soooooo socially messed up. this is not a joke! he also needs a girl who is under 30 [[hes 43]] and she needs to be blonde and hottt

galbert67

"Lets get married/elope"

Cat

It reminds me of that old song" Do you fnck on first dates, Does your dad own a brewery, Can I feel your t!ts or will you show them to me. Do you sleep in the nick " And I can't remember the rest.

Sprinkly

"My ex and I used to come here for dinner all the time ..."

conservation chris

Do you sleep on your stomache?
if not, could I?

lou l

Do you have a car? My first date ask me that and i was horrified. I think every bloke (man) should have a car to drop their date of home.

âœ§The Male Version Of Paris H.âœ§

Voulez Vou Coucher Avec Moi???

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