Whatā€™s the most ridiculous anti-Semitic rhetoric youā€™ve ever come across?

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credible_bulk

The New Testament.

8 Track Mind

i don't know about anti-semetic, but the most horrible thing i have ever seen in my life, and i saw it many times growing up in the sixties in the south, was a sign in almost every business establishment, from gas station to restaurant to grocery store to department store. the sign was meant as a "polite" way of saying they didn't want jews or negroes or anyone who was different than White Anglo-Saxon Protestants to even enter said establishment. The sign read "We reserve the right to refuse service to anyone, at anytime, Thank you, the Management"

ray

was on some muslim website and they had a islam and jews section and i clicked on the article and it said jews were cursed but some jews are good people and the best jews become muslims and that struck me as odd yet funny i dont know why

Eu Citizen

Ok someone in real life told me that the whole monika lowinsky intern scandal with clinton was a jewish consiparcy by the jews.

I was told the jews planted monaka lowinsky(shes jewish) in the
white house to end the clinto presidency.

I thought that one was pretty funny but i kept a straight face lol

MBC

Ironically, I was going to ask a similar question, but didn't because some people might take it the wrong way coming from a Muslim. Even more strangely, my favorite is yours as well.

badgirlplease

The funniest is when I have read Jews control the media and Wall St. I am Jewish and in finance.

The worst is when I read from some Islamic propaganda site about 9/11 that all the Jews working in the World Trade Center were warned about what would happen by the Israeli goverment and no Jew went to work that day. There were victims from all religious backgrounds that were killed that day including many Jews.

Super Jew

That's a tough one. As soon as I answer, I'm sure I'll think of something even more ridiculous.

The one about the kosher certifications being a "tax" on the gentile world are pretty ridiculous. I remember seeing this one video with this KKK dumbass pointing out the "secret" kosher label on a box of crackers. He said: "Look, see this U inside a circle? That's the symbol of the Orthodox Union" (True, but then he adds...) "...And as you can see, this company is paying their kosher tax to two Jewish crime groups, the OU and the 'Par-Vay' group." That's how he pronounced it, "par-vay". He was pointing out how it really is a conspiracy, because if it was just to certify that the product was kosher, why would they need two certifications? There was only one kosher symbol, however, that of the OU. The word "pareve" (pronounced "parv," or "par-of") simply indicates that the product contained no meat or dairy ingredients.

So yeah, the kosher tax is certainly up there.

The blood libel makes for some pretty ridiculous anti-Semitic rhetoric - but on the other hand, I did murder a Palestinian youth the other day and use his blood to bake matzos (yum!), so maybe they're onto something.

Actually, some of the most ridiculous anti-Semitic rhetoric I've come across masks itself as "anti-Zionist". The worst of it are the accusations of Israeli genocide against the Palestinians. Of course, they don't always bother to distinguish "Israelis". I actually saw this question on Yahoo Answers today:

"The Jews were killed by the NAZIS and now the JEWS are killing the Palestinians. Ironic isn't it?"

So that one was directed at the Jews as a whole. The questioner added that he can't feel an ounce of sympathy for the six million Jews murdered by Hitler on account of what he thinks (incorrectly) that their descendants are doing to the Palestinians. Check it out:

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AgzzYYEhBV_L06FlSaSUVqrty6IX;_ylv=3?qid=20080102231401AAuS5oa&show=7#profile-info-26872d2f57c5a847b1e41cd1407216eeaa

If you don't understand already, read my answer to the question, and you'll see why it's some of the most ridiculous anti-Semitic rhetoric I've ever come across. I think you'll agree.

Juggling Frogs

I've lost track!

I remember when the Malaysia's tsunami struck in 2005. After sending a donation for the relief efforts, I thought to myself, "well, at least there's no way to blame THIS on the Jews..."

About 20 minutes later, on talk radio, a caller did just that. I forget the "logic", but remembered the lesson. For the hardcore haters, there's always a way to blame us!

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See also the recent "study" that calls the LACK of rape by Israeli soldiers "racism".

paperback writer

OK, this was a recent one and it's my favourite because of the sheer desperation involved. It was stated by someone in this very forum. I had pointed out to him that it was the Arab world that rejected partition, and that then sent five armies to attack Israel.

He responded: 'Yes but the world didn't realise that those Arab leaders were part of the zionist conspiracy. And so were those armies; the whole invasion of Israel in 1948 was a zionist plan.'

In other words, Israel somehow organised for five Arab armies to invade her, kill thousands of her people, and attempt to wipe her off the map. Yeah, right...

I also note that at present, many people come out with the same old racist rhetoric but merely say 'zionists' instead of 'Jews'. Thus 'the zionists control the media'. Worryingly, some people seem to read this rubbish and think it's acceptable, not realising that it is the same old anti semitism used by Hitler, just with the word 'Jew' replaced.

Amy W

Mine favorite is also the same as yours - That the Jewish Walt disney created Tom and Jerry as a Jewish plot. I mentioned it here a bit ago -

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Ava9jdTCPl0ZmAIiPGnGnwTty6IX;_ylv=3?qid=20070713213540AAYtJcR

But the Jews-run-the-world story has always amused me. If a group of 13 million can so dominate a planet of 6 billion, doesn't that make everyone else kind of pathetic?

RŠµdisca

My personal favorite is about how Jews run the government, own all the wealth, control all corporations and divert "American people's" taxes to Israel.

The United States has a progressive rate of income tax -- i.e., as incomes increase, the marginal rate itself increases, not just the dollar amount of the tax. I.e., if you are in the lowest income bracket, you give up about 15% of your income as taxes, but if you are in the highest bracket, you give up nearly half. In other words, the wealthier you are, the greater portion of your wealth goes to taxes. BUT, don't Jews own all the wealth? If so, it follows we also pay all the taxes! AND, don't the Jews also control the government? If so, why did we enact laws which tax us, wealthy Jews, so much more than them, poor Gentiles?

But wait -- it gets better. Corporations in the US are subject to double taxation on their profits -- first, to the corporations themselves, and then to the shareholders. If a corporation tries to avoid this by not distributing dividends -- it gets slapped with a punitive Accumulated Earnings tax! Wow! Don't we Jews own all the corporations AS WELL AS the American government? Why in the holy name of -- whatever -- are we taxing ourselves so much? And funding all that welfare and Medicaid that no Jew is using (seeing as we, Jews, are all so wealthy)?

I'm telling ya, the American Elders of Zion must have had too much mauld wine the day they pushed through the Internal Revenue Code and all those welfare programs.

moneymok

He-he.. good question.

My personal favorite is the one about how Jews kidnap Christian(Muslim) infants, kill them, and add their blood into the Passover Matzo, because innocent blood is a necessary ingredient.

The Jewish plot to rule the world is a really good one too. It is still around. Every time I hear that one, I want to say "Where can I get my share?"

mikail brown

all of it

tal

The Saudi King Abdullah claims that Achmadinejad is Jewish .................

aural margin

Ah, the old cartoons! Please indulge my somewhat on-topic ruminations in this section.

Jerry is a trickster archetype. Trickster figures feature in all cultures. American kids didn't view golden-age cartoons through the agenda-tinted lenses that some "Cultural Minister" might. They weren't limited and corrupted (yet). They also heard better music on those cartoons than that usually accompanying today's animation--ecch.

For more obvious and compelling propaganda in the cartoons of that period, look elsewhere than Hollywood...well, except during the years of US involvement in WWII, but even those employed and encouraged an esprit duh daDA in discrediting the Axis meanies rather than attempts to incite hatred towards a group of people.

a curtailed list of tricksters:

Bre'r Rabbit--excellent, African folktale origin, J.C. Harris did a good thing in recording these

road runner--could he/she have been the product (Acme) of an Anasazi plot?

the singing frog--artistic integrity at its finest!

"If only teeth could tinkle just like piano keys as they fall from the mouth of the wearer, replaced by brand-new ivory as our eternal chase resumes." ---------a.m.

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b52gflyer

I am an American Jew and the most ridiculous anti-Semitic statement I have ever heard is:

"Some of my best friends are Jewish".

My mother in law told me that on the day before my wedding. My wife of 37 years is Catholic. A boss I had once told me that on a Thursday and fired me on Friday.

Darkwing Duck

Hmm... So much to chose from... Can't make up my mind...

Frederique C

"Love BOTH"
So: "Will Dye" For Both.
Voila.

norcalislam

I think the holocaust myth that the Zionist leaders portrayed to the Jewish people (and the rest of the world) before, during, and after WWII to convince them to support Zionism and lead them away from God has got to be the WORST anti-semitic rhetoric I ever seen. The worst thing is, so many innocent Jews have been taken in by this ruse, it has almost become entrenched in world perception...

mark

Jews are camel Jacky's too.

justiceonthemove

My Dear Rachef,
Are The Jews of today are Semetic???

Jdriven

Jews own the world
whites run it
minorities do the work

AquAzul

LOL.
jews are such "victims" of discrimination that I even feel sorry for you.
And who is feeling sorry for the Holocaust commited against the Palestinians?

gypsy_cat 345

The silliest remark I've ever heard is that "there was never a country called Palestine".
Surely, you're aware that Palestinians are Semites.
Aren't you?

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