What was the last funny SMS you received?

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♥Lovely♥ ♥Diamond♥

سألوا بوش نفسك تحكم كام سنة؟
قال 42 أو 44 .. حسب القالب

خروف لقى مراته من غير لية
قالها فين ليتك يا ولية
قالتله عملت عملبة شفط دهون يا عنية

Balsam

The funniest SMS I received was just this one with the mela7wesa lips.

Someone sent it to me before I read it here on YA. The last part was missing from the text. When I read it till the part of the bird I thought that she was praising me. My reply was thanking her loooool.
Now I am taking my thanks back.

To make you laugh more hear this. The lady who sent me the SMS calles me Luly. I thought that she wrote a poem about me with my name sparkling, so I thanked her from the bottom of my heart.

Hope

يا بقرة يا خروف يا معزه

أي حاجة ، المهم تضحى

That was for eid el adha.....

Lol @ all the answers above.

alialaa™

تم خصم ال 3 جنيه التى تم تحويلها من فودافون رصيدكم الحالى 7 جنيه

Mr Blank (rest his mind )

يا ملقح جوه قلبى وانا قلبى مش متين .. من حبك جالى سكر ادينى انسولين

LOL ..

thanks for your funny Question hatem you know what, you make up my day I am in a very bad mood today, I do smile only now

LOL@Rodi
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barbor means booger ya hatem LOL i m giggling
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so i can translate it like that over your lips there is a light looks like scattered pearls, glitters like crystal, tender like a sparrow, if it a booger LOL

zenda

lol good one i read it before.
My last funny SMS was in Eid Eld7a:
" العيد جه .. قالوا ندبح الخروف .. ونعزم عليه الرجاله .. أنا قلت خلوه .. يقرا الرسالة "

For people who don't have Arabic script:
" El Eid Gah .. Alo Nedba7 El Kharoof .. We Ne3zem 3leeh El Regala .. Ana Aolt Khaloh .. Ya2ra El Resala "

Muslima

ewoooooooooo

taeyb asma3 dee,

wa7ed sa7bna bedon zekir asmaa, went to see hisham tala3at Mustafa in jail, and then leaned at him and told him secretly, this not the same Suzann I've told you to murder ..you fool........

Cedar Lover

أنت مصيبة متكلمه يا حاتم
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL! :D:D:D:D:D:D

Judge: why were you arrested?
Thief: for shopping early?
Judge: well, that’s not a crime,
anyway how early were u shopping?

Thief: before opening the shop :D

EDIT!
Guys as long as it turned to be SMSes for Eid here's one :D ..
إحترت اوفر 25 قرش و لا أعايد عليك و بعد تردد طويل و حسبة معقده و صراع مرير مع النفس قررت ان الدنبا فانيه و متسواش حاجة و البخل وحش و محدش حياخد معاه حاجه فكل سنه و انت طيب و العوض على الله

I Swear I was cracking up when I got this message! :D

Dryest Flame

قررت الفنانه هيفاء وهبى اذاعه الفوازير قبل الفطار عملا بمبدا من افطر صائما كان له مثل اجره

that was for ramdan

زكى عن محمولك يمكن ربنا يشحنهولك

that was fe el 3ed wa7da sa7bty b3tethaly 3shan ba3tlha sms we mklmthash

bs gamda de mooooooooz ya 7atem

Rodiii..

hilarious... yucky but hilarious!!
mine is:
عيد كبير ,خرفان كتير, وهابى نيو يير, والأهلى خطير, والريس لسه قدامه كتيييير

and in 3eed el fetr:
للمسلمين بس, الصايمين أه, الفاطرين لأ, وسلام عالى أوى للعيد الصغير, يعنى الكحك والبسكوت, يعنى مساء الفل وكفايه صيام و أكلنى يا جداااااااااااع

@Hope
very funy :))))))

Sadupa W

Everyone says ”Behind Every successful Men There is a Woman’
But only few of them knows the true fact
that is WOMEN GO ONLY BEHIND SUCCESSFUL MEN!!

Tribal Angel

it was on 3eed .. Reikominder sent me something about za7ma and la7ma looool ...

i dont understand what you wrote there man but Merry Christmas to you and all =))

Radical Vampire

Really YUCK
For me .. Nothing ... Originally I don't Recieve Funny Messages
All the Messages I get are about business ...
So Pardon me ...
Again SO YUCK

7ala is fluffy ?

"GOOD NEWS your call charges are changing, the uglier you are the cheaper the calls are. As from today your call charges are free. I would have called you, but my charges are f*****g amazing."
This from one of my friends, lol.
(Gosh it was hard to find one that wasnt too rude).

Friendo

All you messages are funny and the last funny sms i received will not make you laugh or smile but it makes me laugh a lot.
{Malksh da3wa b my parents, dont disturb em, fahem??????!!!!}

Moonrise

i cant compete with yours .
i had one about 2 men from our neighborhoud .
they competed about the cheapest dinner .
one of them had a dinner of barbours !

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