What was the stupidest thing you said in your life??

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webby

LOOOL @ georgie

I have some gems, but this one my family will never let me forget.

One summer my husband ( who was still my fiance at the time) took to fishing and we used to go fishing every day with one of his friends from work.
of course we would all be wearing shorts and swimsuits.

a few months later, we are invited to an official business dinner and the same friend comes to me and wonders if I remember him: " I'm so sorry" I said outloud for everyone to hear " I didn't recognize you with your clothes on!"

timex846

I DO

Smutty

I was a university student & I was standing among a group of students probably like 5.

One girl said that she thinks she had a virus. A guy made a very stupid joke saying "oh! Where's the anti-virus CD? Someone bring the anti-virus CD". I immediately and unconsciously replied "Ok, I got the CD, where shall I insert it?"

Then my friend pinched me right away & I realised how bad it was. In fact I expected that the girl rains me with insults right & left. Thank God she didn't LOL.

Sometimes I joke around totally randomly its like a reflex. Most of the times it's not blunt, but sometimes it just is. I can't help myself.

Sunset

I do

some guy

i was visiting the Catholic school where my fiance worked. one of her friends/peers who worked there just got married. Unfortunately for my simple brain, this worker had the same first name as one of the sisters. i only knew about the friend, not the nun. when my fiance introduced me to the sister who had the same first name as my fiance's friend who just got married, i blurted out "congratulations on your marriage", just to seem polite and make a good first impression. i knew that it didn't make sense. i figured that the nun was retiring and just came back to clean off her desk. they all laughed their heads off at me, and my face was redder than the red jacket i was wearing. i laughed at myself too.

greenflame911

will you marry me

TamarAnn

I do! Not once, but twice!

indike111

I haven't said anything wise

reddy

you are so beautiful and ill marry u

GlobalMan

luckily...my mind tends to simply block all my misshaps/stupidest things I've done or said. However, one day....it will all come flying back to me and i will be sure to note them down and share it with you.

(...that might just be one of them...) ;p

Giraffe

i love You too

To someone on teh internet that broke my heart

ØÙ„Ø§ÙŽÙ…Ø¨Ø±Ø§ hallambra

I dont know if stupidest......but very funny ..

Once...at my parents in law's house, were all their sons (all married) with all the wives and kids.
so in a moment of the talk..and dont ask me why, the talk evolved to who were more important for wives.if kids or husbands.
lol....my mother in law said very fast......husband of course..!!!
Then...as I cant keep my mouth closed..I replied to her at once...Come on..kids are our own flesh..and husbands are accidents in our lives...hahahahah she looked at me as if i was crazy..telling that about her son...and the most funny was that my husband couldnt stop laughing also......and she didnt understand how he could laugh about something like that..lol

By the way...nothing happened with my mother in law after that.. may be I'm out of her last will now...but still dont know...lol

bkirby_78

Just yesterday my boyfriend and I were driving in downtown Atlanta on our way home~ just like we do EVERYDAY! I look up at the Westin Hotel, which is home to the "Sundial" a rotating restaurant. I kept staring and he asked what I was doing. I told him I was waiting to see the building move. I didn't realize that the floors move like a carousel!
We got a good laugh out of that one!

Kate

LOL @ Webby and Georgie

I always put my foot in my mouth...too many stupid things I say everytime I open my mouth

vishwa

I am mad !

Kevin H

Sure...I'd love to go bull-riding!

I was at a party and I saw a girl was carrying one of the dogs(I only saw her from behind) and she was walking toward the guy working the grill and jokingly i said... ahhh don't grill the dog!!! and when she turned around I saw that she was Asian and I turned as are red as fruit punch. I was mortified.

G?ld?n ang?l

i told my ex ''I HATE YOU''..
that was stupid.

Vicarious Cynic

Sure, I'll log into Yahoo Answers.

~Chris~

"I want a ps3"
now, i know they suck.

courtney o

(to someone I hadn't seen in months) " So, you still got that tattoo?" or maybe - " Who's a better basketball player Shaq or Shaquille O'Neil?"

Dr Sherior

whilst going into the morgue i said had he arrived dead?

I had been on nights!!

ideaman

umm i said 2 girl befor .... and threw off my robe and said take me im urs!!! lol stupid thing 2 say

Natedog

One time i told a girl i was horny!

!?wHaTuSaId?!

OK so I was dating this guy I REALLY, REALLY liked, and I was trying to tell him I was going to be moving soon (like 20 minutes away) and he yelled, "No, why?!" and not thinking before I spoke I told him, "There's nothing for me to stay here for". I know,I know the Grammy goes to me.

Arian

id like a cheese burger with no cheese lol

Hot Coco Puff

Oh, alright.

ZeeZyx

That I didn't "believe" in God......

Michael B

I do.

â™«Teh Iced Sugar Cookieâ™«

stupidest thing?? that'll b hard........i'm so retarded every day it's hard 2 pick just 1 thing. ok i guess it's this: i was rehearsin some lines 4 dis play n then i accidentally said 1 line really loud. it was, "OH, GOD, U KILLED TONY!!!" my mom stared at me funny n went "wat? who the h___ is TONY?!" i felt so so so so stupid!

SonOfSun

when the only girl i've ever loved asked me out .. i refused
im tooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...
shy

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