What would happen if I locked an Israeli, Palestinian, and Lebanese in a room?

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The Leb would sit down and demand coffee.
The Pal would say "Well first the Jew has to....."
The Jew would say I am not going to negotiate with a Muslim.
So the Leb would get up make the coffee and then they would all sit and bad mouth America.

Jewish Girl

I think the Lebanese and the Israeli would get along somehow while the Pali digs a tunnel through the floor.

NYC Chutzpah

If the leb was you and the girls were myself and an American Muslim girl
We would tie you up gag you, turn off the lights, lock the door and then go shopping. :P

kismet

What would happen??
The Israeli girl and the Palestinian girl would be so outraged by his unwelcome advances, that they would kick him where it counts and cause some REAL damage, if you know what I mean!
-get your mind out of the gutter!!!!
lol...

alan m

It depends if the Palestinian was a Hamas killer. If he was then the other two would hand cuff him. Same applies if the Lebanon guy was a Hexbull terrorist. Then the other two would handcuff him. If there was a Hamas killer and Hexbull terrorist then the Israeli would simply handcuff them both. Simple.

James J

The Australian would come along, unlock the door, get everybody drunk and then take away the girls. :)

Lando

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZA1NoOOoaNw

ashish k

NOTHING WILL HAPPEN

Kevin S

They would find out that the israeli was actually a lebanese spy.

ii. rep. [ afg ] [ اُمید ]

the 2 arabs would gang up and smash the jew :P

U made me do it !!

A Leb and two girls = nothing, however the Leb will come out with a smile signaling V

Sophie

I'm sure the leb would charm them both.

Jewish girl and JD: lol

Stainless Steel

The jew girl: she will try and "make a deal" with the lebanesian dude, so some lebanesian liras will eventually land in her pocket.
The Palestinian girl: She will kick the Lebanesian in the nuts and go away.
The lebanesian guy: he'll have to crawl back in his corner and play with himself just like he used to do until then.
Suddenly the door opens and all of them get a new inmate: a Norwegian girl!
The rest I leave it to your imagination, LULZ!
Steel

Jim E

Awkward sex lol

Syrian Stud

the jew would bang his head on the door until it opens..

αησηумσυѕ ωιтн тнє тяυтн فلسطين

if they were all males, the israeli would be defeated
if they were all females, the israeli would be defeated
if you had any other combination, the israeli would still be defeated because israelis destroy palestinians and lebanese lives daily.

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