What would happen if a chinese man did that to you?????

A European walks in a Chinese restaurant and says
"A large Coke." The Chinese dude gives him one. He takes a swallow and spits it back out.
The European asks, "What was that?" The Chinese dude goes "Me Chinese me play joke me put pee pee in your Coke".
A cowboy walks in and says "A large Coke." He gets it and also spits it out. He asks "What was in it?"
The Chinese dude says "Me Chinese me play joke me put pee pee in your Coke".
The cowboy says, "Me cowboy me shoot fast me put bullet in your ***."