What would you say to George Bush if he came to visit South Africa and you could meet him?

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sebe

We have no oil !!!!!

bean

can I have a greencard? if the answer is no ...
can I have tickets to disneyland?

Alf Garnett 8

Any chance you can get rid of the ANC and set about making a real democracy.

gunner2za

hey, i would whisper that our uncle Bob next door is hiding Osama, that there are wmd in zim and that there is also oil there.

GMB is so dumb he would believe me, set up some al qaeda attack in usa fix up some blurb about war on terrorism, inform usa, grab tony before he is unemployed launch a massive attack on Zim after getting daddy(GWN snr) approval and then declare to his gullible followers how great he is....................the zim prob of bob will be sorted.............trillions of US$ will pour in...........................poor fella..............him and bob both suffer "small man syndrome"

Angelpaws

LOL at the other answers!! Love the "we don't have oil!!" answer, and the one about Osama hiding in Zim - BRILLIANT.
I can't contribute anything better than that.

Darth Vader

Hey bwana, you have some greenbacks to waste here on reconstruction?

andy

hunt the criminals down in south africa just like you hunted down saddam husein(sorry about the spelling)

Reb Da Rebel

Me: Bush, hold my purse
Bush: huh!?
SFX (sound effects): whack! whack! slap!
Me: Baie dankie...
Bush: (slurred voice) wha in tarnations...?

end of story

mr.mars-"H"-mallow

I will be polite and ask him to return to his own nest.

Unicornrider

Don't let that thar door hit ya on the way out.....

dWali

I would say to him, in plain Afrikaans: FOKOF !

Tweety

Hoezit broer!!!

the generals wife

he is a real @ss hole and that he should go fight his own war and then we will see how brave he really is!!!!!!!!!!

ducking prick!!!!!!!!!!!aaaarrrg im somma in a bad mood now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...

Smiley

I would say: " Hey President George Bush, I WISH you were our president, so that you can help us get rid of all those illegal immigrants. Also to get rid of our corrupt police force, corrupt government and to bring back the death penalty and to put those criminals back in jail where they belong cause our president is a useless drunkard."

peppa-ann

Dear Georgie***

"Hi, I know where Osama is..................................foll... me!!!!

then take him on "gunner22z" hunting expedition, as gunner cannot wait to kill our animals, skin them and make trophies out of them.

Luv
peppa-ann

sweetness2

no never...dont like him...he stole the election away from al gore

Captain

"Why on earth would you want to come here?"

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