Who misunderstand CLEAN sentences??

When the DOCTOR says, Take off your clothes.

When the DENTIST says, Open wide.

When the HAIRDRESSER says, Do you want it teased or blown?

When the MILKMAN says, Do you want it in the front or the back?

When the INTERIOR DECORATOR says, Once it's in, you'll love it.

When the SHARE BROKER says, It will rise right up, fluctuate for a while and then slowly fall back again.

When the BANKER says, If you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest.

When the HUNTER says, Goes deep in the bush, shoots twice and always eats what he shoots.

When the TELEPHONE GUY says, Would you like it On the table or against the wall?
Bill's barn burned down, and his wife Polly called the
insurance company.

Polly told the insurance company, "We had that barn
insured for fifty thousand, and I want my money."

The agent replied, "Hold on just a minute, Polly.
Insurance doesn't work quite like that. We will ascertain
the value of what was insured and provide you with a new
barn of comparable worth."

There was a long pause before Polly replied, "Then I'd
like to cancel the policy on my husband."