Why do all guys FLIRT the same way??

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lord

i find myself obliged to answer, as one great poet once said to his woman ( i am not gona say who is that poet)
wlik ... 23ade b 2albe...
dandle shmali2ek ( ur feet) ....
3a feshte ( my liver)....
7obik b 2albe...
metel labit el bghal ( like the kicking of mules).
want some more love poems? lol

Reikominder

ghanouga sweetie :

- u r my foot small toe, It's not important to me , but cant live without. :P

- u r my sweat, It looks and smells bad , but make me feel better and fresh . :P

Bélier

I know what u need. U need a real man. One who doesn't tell you those things in words....

Curious1usa

I am certain you could get some moron to say those things to you if he knew that is what would lock him in.

Mad Cow

Cause they are not honest..........

SloMotion Like Snail

I am the ink on your back.

¸¸.•*´`*♥ Farah ¸¸.•*´`*♥

I'm not a guy, but my female friends sure do like me to flirt with them! looooool ;)

There must be something here that catches your attention. Some of these had me laughing real hard. Sad that you have to search the net for flirts ... guys do seem to be running out of creative stuff!

Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track.

Do you know karate? Cos damn it honey, your body is really kickin.

Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.

Greetings and salivations

Honey, I'm new in this town - dya think I could have directions to your house.

I hope you know CPR, cos you take my breath away!

I've just moved you to the top of my 'to do' list.

If you don't wanna have kids with me, then why don't we just practice?

Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?

That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap next to my bed.

Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good.

Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!

Hey I'm looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest?

Is your name Summer? 'Cause you are as hot as hell.

The word of the day is "legs." Let's say we head back to your place and spread the word.

You've been a bad, bad girl (boy). Now go to my room!

Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

Please help the homeless. Take me home with you...

You are a 9.999. Well, you'd be a perfect 10 if you were with me.

Your Daddy must have been a Baker, cos you got the nicest set of buns I've ever saw.

Do you have a Bandaid? Cos I just scraped my knee falling for you.

Do you have a map? Cos Honey, I just keep gettin lost in your eyes.

Do you think I could borrow that dress sometime?

Girl, you gotta be tired coz you been runnin through my mind all day.

Help, somethings wrong with my eyes - I just can't take them off you.

Hey baby, you must be a light switch, coz every time I see you, you turn me on!

I'm sick. My medicine is to talk to you.

Was you Father an Alien? Cos honey on planet earth there's nothing else like you!

You're eyes are bluer than the atlantic ocean and baby, I'm all lost at sea.

You're like a dictionary - you add meaning to my life!

Do I know you from somewhere, because I don't recognize you with your clothes on?

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

I know that Milk does the body good, but wow, how much you been drinking?

I'm betting that you cannot wait until tomorrow, because I bet that you get more and more beautiful every day.

Save a horse, ride a cowboy.

You know the Power company is looking for you coz you're so electrifying.

You know, I ain't this tall. I'm just sitting on my wallet.

Of course there's lots of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd love to catch and mount back at my place.

Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.

How was Heaven when you left it?

You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.

Honey, you give new meaning to the defintion of 'edible'.

I think I can die happy now, coz I've just seen a piece of heaven.

You must be going to hell, because it is a sin to look that good.

Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I seem to have lost mine.

You've made me so nervous that I've totally forgotten forgotten my standard pick-up line.

Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.

Is your name Gillette? ...coz you're the best a man can get.

If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever.

It's not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me.

Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boy/girlfriend?

I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest lady on earth tonight.

There's just one thing your eyes haven't told me yet....you're name.

Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

What time do you have to be back in heaven?

Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?

You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.

You're like milk, I just wanna make you part of my complete breakfast.

Do you know, your hair and my pillow are perfectly colour coordinated.

I know a great way to burn off the calories in that cake you just ate.

I wonder what our children will look like.

If you were a laser, you'd be set on "stunning".

That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?

There's this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn't go by myself.

Was your Father a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body?

You're so hot, your @ss is on fire.

@ hasafer: So if you get flirty mails, is it as a guy, girl, or a s/he thingie?! Who exactly is expressing interest?! This is getting more disturbing than ever ... I can't get rid of that mental image of the "tons" you have! And now you are flirting with yourself?! .... I'm speechless!

Kumara

Or..."you are that little dangly thingy at the back of my throat"??

Yeah...WHY don't they say that kind of stuff????

Oh, my dear Ghanouge...I certainly hope that you have signed the papers necessary to donate your brain to science when you pass away (may that not happen anytime soon!!)...
I think your brain could provide years upon years upon years of entertainment for scientists...
LOL

2gadoo

What about this "I am your shoe that fits on both feet"

Halawa

lol your so funny ghina.. and I agree I am so sick of hearing the same lines!!! Men UGH!! lol Im glad im married now.

Pinky

LOOOL no Ghanouge i like the guys the way they are :P

Kate :-)

I wouldn't remember flirting...the last time a guy flirted with me, you weren't born yet...but you're right...in my times the guys used the same words as now

hasafer

yes , guys suck at flirting , since I had this lovely avatar I get sooooooooooooo much flirting mails and they all suck , dudes you are so lame and boring offfffffff , I really can appreciate my self more now , I love hasafer's flirting [ omg I'm losing my mind ]

Carpe Diem =]

I have never had a guy say those quotes to me.

If he did i would tell him to F off.. and learn that he is NOT flattering me.

:]

ANGELO [my 3 passions]

"i wanna be that heart tattoo on your chest" ...

i have a lot of ways to flirt babe .. but to know them u have to be alone with me somewhere deep in the forest or away on an island ;)

Gõlden angel

No its more like..
Lek dakheeeeeeeeeeeelooooooooo el amar!!
or
Lek yareit kent el zefet yalle 3am temche feyaa..hahaha

Dark N

shu ya ashtaah?

Jay Moore

guys always say the same thing becuse they think it works. i'll admit, the saliva that i swallow is a cute one, but most guys aren't going to say those things because in most cases, it's not what women want to hear (or what we think they want to hear)

really, the only guys that flirt like that are making up for lack of interesting personality.

Jasmine

I like 2adoo's answer its really funny!!

Reiko _ Nice one!!

theCATALYST

I have always like this line.

"Take a bath and I'll drink the water that you leave."

~NIZ ~

Haha! I actually came across some unique pickup lines ;)

*Are those legs halal?
*Nice ankles. Veeery nice.
*Girl when I saw you I said MashAllah, then I said InshAllah
*Are you a Shiite? Because when I saw you, I said to myself, "She aiight"

♪♥§♫Arizona Chick♫§♥♪

there are alot that flirt the same way however alot also have different ways...

sharen d

Guys just haven't updated on their methods.Some of those lines are cornier than when I was younger.

BUSH/ISRAEL =warcriminal

ALRIGHT HERE IS PRO PIMP.
CAUSE THEY SUCK IT DONT USUALLY WORK CAUSE I KNOW HOW THE LADIES THINK, AND SMART LADIES WONT FALL FOR THAT.
TRUST ME IF U EVER GET TO TALK OR EVEN FLIRT WITH ME IT WOULD BE TOTALLY DIFFERENT.

PEACE AND LOVE FROM BALTIMORE

webby

and to think that I passed on a chance of being serenaded by lord..... I'll be regretting this one for a while

riviva

you are my hair inside my nose that [really annoys me but] i cannot live without

why would you swallow love?

your right though, they all say the same things-- it makes it difficult to believe they are genuine. maybe they're just uncreative...i think you should say some of these to your significant other :0

nick

"you are my last beer, and I spilt you because I saw how good you looked, Now I guess I'll just have to lick you up"

poetbjc64

I remember when I had a few guys that would come up to me and try to flirt.
They would try to use the same lines and the same ways others did before, However there were a few that would give a little twist to the same words so they came out differently than last time. I know what it's like to get the jitters or confused when you want to meet someone new.

I found for me it was far easier if I looked beyond their words they used to try to flatter me with, and get to know the real motives and reason they spoke to me, by watching their body language, and attitudes around me as well as how they interacted with their friends around us at the time. If I saw those same guys outside the places and setting of where we first met and he wasn't as eager to know about me then i'd begin to see the whole picture putting together the whole puzzle besides what I already knew or learned about him by studying him the first night.
Since sometimes the atmosphere and drinks are really the attraction to the person, making them want to talk to anyone just to get their own needs or wants met, As well as to do dares others give them to do. I've seen some guys go to others as as bet , then get money if they scored with a chance to be with her.

Angela U

umm gh arent u a guy urself?

GRRRRR ARGHRRRRR, MONSTER!

because those are cheesy and only retards say it.

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