Wow !!!what would u sey to my this day?

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Far Away ( Still Lost)

happy BD
www.metacafe.com/watch/283539/baby_goi...

Hope

Happy birthday ya Menna, talabatek awamer;

جني دخل الصومال مات من الجوع

مرة ميكانيكي اشتري سرير نام تحته

واحد بلدياتنا لقي الفانوس السحري ...فضل يدعك في الفانوس لحد ما جاب للعفريت تسلخات

مهندس كومبيوتر حلل دمه طلعت فصيلت HP

صيدلي اتجوز صيدلانية خلفوا تركيبة

القمر طلب ايد الشمس للجواز .قالت له : مباخدش واحد صايع طول الليل

ما اسم وزير الدفاع الصيني ؟ شن حرب شن

كبابجي اتجوز فرش السرير بقدونس

صعيدي وقع من الدور العاشر شنبه اتجزع

صعيدي كبر دماغه .معرفش يقلع الجلابية

اثنين صعايدة بيلعبوا شطرنج الملك مات مشلول

موظف ارصاد جوية عنده بنتين الصغري 18 والكبري 23

صعيدي عمل عملية نجحت راح عملها تاني

دكتور عظام خرج بالليل الكلاب جريت وراه

واحدة اتجوزت نجار بقت تدلعه و تقولي يا لووحي

اقرع حب واحدة معرفش يعبر لها عن شعوره

الكويت اتبرعت للصومال بشحنة ادوية رجعوها تاني ..؟ لانها بعد الاكل

بدوي اتجوز بدوية كتب الخيمة باسمها

فرخة اتجوزت فيل .جابوا تشيكن فيليه

كلب بلدي مر جنب قسم شرطة شاف كلب بوليسي ...قال أخ لو كملت تعليمي

مدرس رياضيات اتجوز واحدة صايعة خلفوا ولد شبه منحرف

صعيدي اتعزم في فرح .جه ابو العروسة و حط خمسة جنيه و ضرب خمس طلقات ، و جه خال العروسة و حط عشرة جنيه و ضرب عشرة طلقات ، سخن الصعيدي و دخل نقط بالف جنيه و رمي قنبلة و هرب .

أحول اتجوز علي مراته ..طلعت هي

Finally have a golden star for yr question, to brighten up yr day.
Hope u had a nice laugh on yr birthday.

Ranoush(ppl thumbed me down:p)

i love you for the last line you wrote...
my gift is nerdy tb3n....
i will tell you happy birthday in different languages....

Afrikaans------------ Veels geluk met jou verjaarsdag!
Albanian------------ Urime ditelindjen!
Arabic----------------- Eid milaad saeed!
Armenian --------------Taredartzet shnorhavor!
Austrian --------------Ois guade winsch i dia zum Gbuadsdog!
Basque----------------- (N. Spain) Zorionak!
Bengali------------------- Shuvo Jonmodin!
Brazil-------------- Parabéns a você
Bulgarian------------ Chestit Rojden Den!
Cambodian---------- Som owie nek mein aryouk yrinyu!
Croatian--------- Sretan Rodendan!
Czech ------------Vsechno nejlepsi k Tvym narozeninam!!
Danish------------ Tillykke med fodselsdagen!
Dutch --------------Van harte gefeliciteerd met je verjaardag!
English------------- Happy Birthday!
Estonian -------------Palju onne sunnipaevaks!
Farsi ------------Tavalodet Mobarak!
Finnish ----------Hyvaa syntymapaivaa!
French ------------(Canada) Bonne Fete!
French------------- Joyeux Anniversaire!
German -------------Alles Gute zum Geburtstag!
Greek------------------ Eytyxismena Genethlia! or Chronia Pola!
Greenlandic--------------- Inuuinni pilluarit!
Hawaiian------------- Hau`oli la hanau!
Hebrew----------------- Yom Huledet Same'ach!
Hindi (India)------------- Janam Din ki badhai!
Hungarian------------ Boldog szuletesnapot! or Isten eltessen!
Icelandic----------- Til hamingju med afmaelisdaginn!
Indonesian---------- Selamat Ulang Tahun!
Italian---------- Buon Compleanno!
Japanese ------------Otanjou-bi Omedetou Gozaimasu!
Korean --------------Saeng il chuk ha ham ni da!
Kurdish----------- Rojbun a te piroz be!
Latin ---------Fortuna dies natalis!
Latvian--------- Daudz laimes dzimsanas diena!
Luxembourgeois-------------- Vill Gleck fir daei Geburtsdaag!
Malaysian--------------- Selamat Hari Jadi!
Mongolian---------- Torson odriin mend hurgee!
Navajo------------- bil hoozho bi'dizhchi-neeji' 'aneilkaah!
Nepali --------------Janma dhin ko Subha kamana!
Norwegian---------- Gratulerer med dagen!
Pashtun (Afghanistan)------ Padayish rawaz day unbaraksha!
Persian ---------Tavalodet Mobarak!
Polish ----------------Wszystkiego Najlepszego!
Portuguese (Brazil)------------ Parabens pelo seu aniversario!
Romanian-------------- La Multi Ani!
Russian -----------S dniom razhdjenia!
Serbian ---------Srecan Rodjendan!
Slovak -----------Vsetko najlepsie k narodeninam!
Spanish--------- Feliz Cumpleaños!
Sri Lankan ------Suba Upan dinayak vewa!
Sundanese-------- Wilujeng Tepang Taun!
Swedish --------------Grattis på födelsedagen
Taiwanese----------- San leaz quiet lo!
Thai -------------Suk San Wan Keut!
Tibetan----------------- Droonkher Tashi Delek!
Turkish --------------Dogum gunun kutlu olsun!
Ukrainian --------Mnohiya lita!
Vietnamese ----------Chuc Mung Sinh Nhat!
Welsh--------- Penblwydd Hapus i Chi!
Zulu -------------Ilanga elimndandi kuwe!
i brought all live and dead languages...feel special...plz dnt kill me...hehehhehhehe

edit:
yes enty o7'tna we sa7btna mn 3'er matotlbyy...and yes...i got the idea we dawart 3leha online..and copied it...3shan te3rafy ana t3ebt ad eeeeh..hehehehe

€g¥PT¥™

happy birthday to u .........clap clap clap
happy birthday to u .........clap clap clap
sana helwa ya menna sana helwa ya gameeel

اتنين صعايدة بيلعبوا شطرنج الملك مات مشلول
sorry for the inconvinience

Adham 1910

hiz
3o2bal 10000 sana wee also love u soo much u r already our sister without any Quastion
sorry i have to give u only ONE star but here u are
**************************************...
and also 1000000000000000000000$ to have fun hehehehehehe

sweetsal

happy birthday joke....

if carrots are so good for you than why are there so many dead rabbits in the road?

SugarFree

Happy birthday 2 u
I want to give you 2 presents one
A star
two some jokes ( sorry they r in english ) I collected them from my contact Xx.angel.xX

The blond goes into a shop and ask the guy she wants 1/2 meter by 1/2 meter material so he gives it to her but he is curious. "So what do you need it for" he asks and the blond says "for curtains for my PC". So the guy says " you don't need curtains for a PC " so the blond goes "hheeellloooo I've got windows"

A blonde keeps having the same weird dream, so she goes to her doctor.
Doctor: "What is your dream about?"
Blonde: "I am being chased by a vampire..."
Doctor: "So, where are you in this dream?"
Blonde: "I am running in a hallway."
Doctor: "Then what happens?"
Blonde: "Well, that's the weird thing. In every single dream, the same thing happens. I always come to a door, but I can't open it. I keep pushing the door and pushing the door, but it won't budge!"
Doctor: "Does the door have any letters on it?"
Blonde: "Yes."
Doctor: "And what do these letter spell?"
Blonde: "P.. U... L... L..."

A blond was rollerblading with her headphones on. she stopped in the hair salon and asked for a hair cut. she instructed that the hair stylist could not take off the headphones.

the stylist replied "no" so the blond left. she went to a different hair salon and said the same thing. the stylist replied "ok".

after a while, the blond fell asleep in the chair. the stylist took off the headphones and the blonde died on the spot. confused at what happened, the stylist put on the headphones. they were saying, "breath in, breath out"

After undergoing a full medical, a nervous man summons up the courage to ask his doctor: "How long have I got left to live?"
"Okay, I'll give it to you straight," the doctor replies. "Ten…"
"Ten what?" asks the terrified man. "Years, months, weeks, days?"
"Ten, nine, eight…"

Luv Rulz

maybe a star can worth !!!! , here u a song from evanescence
bring me to life

How can you see into my eyes
like open doors.
Leading you down into my core
where I've become so numb.
Without a soul
my spirit's sleeping somewhere cold
until you find it there and lead it back home.

(Wake me up.
Wake me up inside.
I can't wake up.
Wake me up inside.
Save me.
Call my name and save me from the dark.
Wake me up.
Bid my blood to run.
I can't wake up.
Before I come undone.
Save me.
Save me from the nothing I've become.)

Now that I know what I'm without
you can't just leave me.
Breathe into me and make me real
Bring me to life.

[Chorus]

Bring me to life.
I've been living a lie
There's nothing inside.
Bring me to life.

Frozen inside without your touch,
without your love, darling.
Only you are the life among the death.

All of this sight
I can't believe I couldn't see
Kept in the dark
but you weren't there to follow me

I've been sleeping a 1000 years it seems.
I've got to open my eyes to everything.

Without a thought
Without a voice
Without a soul

Don't let me die here
There must be something wrong.
Bring me to life.

[Chorus]

Bring me to life.
I've been living a lie
There's nothing inside.

Bring me to life

Nony

Happy Birthday Menna.
Before presenting my my gift I like to congratulate Rana for her gift, it's really amazing Rana.
My gift is some phrases & advices I wish you like:
1) Don't make your feeling like a garden everyone walks on it, let it be like the sky everyone wishes to touch it.
2) Always remember, it's not what you say, it's how to say.
3) Excellence is to do common thing in an uncommon way. (Booker T.Washington).
4) Nothing is partculary hard if you divide it into small jobs. ( Henry Ford).
5) Always do more than is reqired of you.
( Georde S.Patton).
6) It's funny thing about life, if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it. (W.Somerest Maugham).

Kassandra

An upper-Egyptian physiologist was doing some research on rabbit behaviour. He got a rabbit, chopped off a hind leg, put the rabbit on the bench and tapped it yelling at him: "Jump". The rabbit jumped. He chopped off the other hind leg and tapped the bench again yelling: "Jump". The rabbit did. He chopped off the forelegs and repeated the procedure, but the poor rabbit didn't move. He put down his research, and came to the following conclusion .. "If we cut the four legs of a rabbit, he becomes deaf".

Kol sana we enty tayep ya Menna!

I am sorry that my joke is in English, I can't find one in Arabic that has English translation.

relator hallas

when i read your question i was going to send you a very good song by eminem, but when i read your threat i committed instant withdrawal from this lethal present.
i hope you like this youtube.com/watch?v=EkuPRbVZolE

hasafer

happy birthday my friend , may your happiness never end

this is my first present [ a song that I love ]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cR1zgNHUusE&mode=related&search=

Edit : another one my friend
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Y4NTXT96EM

Sahar

happy birthday menna may you remain as you are always, fantastic

soka

Happy happy birthday mena,for you i will give you a present it is a website where you can watch final fantasy it is(www.youtube.com)and(www.metacafe.com)... i will give you two songs with their words.
first (my immortol) by evanescence,here is the words

(I'm so tired of being here
Suppressed by all my childish fears
And if you have to leave
I wish that you would just leave
'Cause your presence still lingers here
And it won't leave me alone

These wounds won't seem to heal
This pain is just too real
There's just too much that time cannot erase

[CHORUS:]
When you cried I'd wipe away all of your tears
When you'd scream I'd fight away all of your fears
I held your hand through all of these years
But you still have all of me

You used to captivate me
By your resonating light
Now I'm bound by the life you left behind
Your face it haunts
My once pleasant dreams
Your voice it chased away
All the sanity in me

These wounds won't seem to heal
This pain is just too real
There's just too much that time cannot erase-

[Chorus]

I've tried so hard to tell myself that you're gone
But though you're still with me
I've been alone all along)

second (numb) by linkin park,here is the words

(I'm tired of being what you want me to be
Feeling so faithless lost under the surface
Don't know what you're expecting of me
Put under the pressure of walking in your shoes
(Caught in the undertow just caught in the undertow)
Every step that I take is another mistake to you
(Caught in the undertow just caught in the undertow)

[Chorus]
I've become so numb I can't feel you there
Become so tired so much more aware
I'm becoming this all I want to do
Is be more like me and be less like you

Can't you see that you're smothering me
Holding too tightly afraid to lose control
Cause everything that you thought I would be
Has fallen apart right in front of you
(Caught in the undertow just caught in the undertow)
Every step that I take is another mistake to you
(Caught in the undertow just caught in the undertow)
And every second I waste is more than I can take

[Chorus]
I've become so numb I can't feel you there
Become so tired so much more aware
I'm becoming this all I want to do
Is be more like me and be less like you

And I know
I may end up failing too
But I know
You were just like me with someone disappointed in you

[Chorus]
I've become so numb I can't feel you there
Become so tired so much more aware
I'm becoming this all I want to do
Is be more like me and be less like you

[Chorus]
I've become so numb I can't feel you there
I'm tired of being what you want me to be
I've become so numb I can't feel you there
I'm tired of being what you want me to be)

by the way you can download them from this website
(www.njom.net),(www.6arab.net) you will find egypthian songs too,,,,,,you know.birthday is a spicel day.

Cutie Toty (Hakuna Matata)

كل سنة وانتي طيبة يا حياتي بس انا مش عارفة ابعت اغنية هنا

~ Noha ~

Happy Birthday to Menna......... Happy Birthday to you :-D
3ayza 23raf bet7eby dala3 2eh....Manoona...walla...Monmon...walla 2eh?

I think you will enjoy this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HkIEHam5M2E

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uT9OtSpsy4o

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZhy4FDDIg4

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuNx0AewaDc

you're my sister now............. make sure
Love you ;-)

lee

Let me be your hero

Would you dance,
If I asked you to dance?
Would you run,
And never look back?
Would you cry,
If you saw me crying?
And would you save my soul, tonight?

Would you tremble,
If I touched your lips?
Would you laugh?
Oh please tell me this.
Now would you die,
For the one you love?
Hold me in your arms, tonight.

I can be your hero, baby.
I can kiss away the pain.
I will stand by you forever.
You can take my breath away.

Would you swear,
That you’ll always be mine?
Or would you lie?
Would you run and hide?
Am I in too deep?
Have I lost my mind?
I don’t care...
You’re here, tonight.

I can be your hero, baby.
I can kiss away the pain.
I will stand by you forever.
You can take my breath away.

Oh, I just wanna to hold you.
I just wanna to hold you.
Oh yeah.
Am I in too deep?
Have I lost my mind?
Well I don’t care...
You’re here, tonight.

I can be your hero, baby.
I can kiss away the pain.
I will stand by your forever.
You can take my breath away.

I can be your hero.
I can kiss away the pain.
And I will stand by you, forever.
You can take my breath away.
You can take my breath away.

I can be your hero.

Bobby D

I got a present for you right here.

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