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Pete E

A plane with 50% Aus and 50% NZ passengers crashes directly between NZ & AUS where do they bury the survivers?


    



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Xtal
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If they survived, why do you bury them?

You must work for the airline because it is cheaper for them if you die rather than if you live & get hurt!


Jim K
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This joke is even older than I am. Don't ask....


M.O.A.B
The survivers go home. the dead bury in their own country soil.


Tracy M
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They don't bury the survivors, turkey, THEY LIVED!!!


boulderv6
I don't get it?!?!?


lockesmith
Why would you bury survivors? Wouldn't you take them to the hospital instead?

Always did like this riddle.


moonwalker
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The same place they WOULD NOT BURY them back in in 1949 when I first heard this one. Take a ride on a time machine.


burn
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either because your still alive it would be torture anyway. although i have never been to new zealand. beneath the ground may be good to look at there.


♥ Lisa♥
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you don't since you don't bury survivors.. my god this is soooo old


Dwight D J
1st, you don't bury survivors
2nd, right between them is an ocean, so if there were casualties, good luck finding them!


Purple girl
Har har har! This is a joke that works best orally. When you read it, it's easier to figure out.
You don't bury survivors....this is a REALLY old joke.


jerry h
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Take them to Outback Steakhouse house and let them eat raw meat and drown them in beer


trvljess
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you don't bury survivors


retiredslashescaped1
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I remember this riddle or one like it in another state or country, back in the 50's, or when postage stamps were 3 cents. Another such riddle was;

"Quick, how many 3 cent stamps in a dozen!"

Most people would quickly divide and say, um, 4.


abc
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OLD!


stan l
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Hopefully they won't.



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