I'm trying to plan a last minute trip to somewhere cheap. I've looked at a few airline sites, like United and American Airlines and checked their deals. Does anyone know any other major ...
AHHA I need help! I am soon going to be riding a airplane and Iam EXTREMLY SCARD!! OMGG! Like what happens if I die! Or the airplane crashes! I am veryy scard! And how do you past the time when you ...
I keep thinking stupid thoughts, please give me any statistics and stuff that will help put my mind at ease, its the plane im worried about like crashing or something ...
if it crashed? ive invented a plane that saves every pasangers life it it were to crash, sea or land! what would you pay to fly it? more for people who are afraid of flying....
I love my fish..first of all I had to leave my fish edith at home when I went away to college casue I was driving and it was half way across the u.s. But I'm flying home for x-mas and I'm ...
I felt a small pain in my stomach. I could feel the gas going through my lower intestine getting closer to my anus.
I started to panic a little thinking is was about to come out with a vengeance. I managed to fight it back…but it persisted. At this point my cheeks where tight together and I am keeping as much composure as I can. I new I needed to let this out but how. With the pressure building I began formulating a plan.
I would let a little out, quietly then stop it. I could then determine the amount of smell I was about to release upon the unsuspecting victims of flight 2234 to Chicago. I started to relax to let a small amount out and felt the release of the gas from my anus which felt so good I could not stop.
It was like, a release of pressure that’s euphoria increased as it escaped from my body. At that moment the pleasure was too great to control.
I realized I was almost done just as my anus reverberated my smelly deed audibly across the cabin. I began to cough and slam things around to cover the sound; hoping to fool the other passengers. That may have worked but the smell made the cabin reek of my shame.
Thats when I felt another small pain in my stomach.
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Kay
They dropped the oxygen masks!
total creep
No, but I was the only other passenger except for one other woman on a bus once. She was sitting directly opposite me on the aisle seat.I had eaten a bean burrito and we pulled up to the next stop; this guy gets on, just as he's coming down the aisle between us I cut one. She looked at him and said "Pig" I said "yeah, really" and let him take the blame.
Servette
Yes, and the plane flew a lot faster. Arrived early.
jezbnme
no but i did stand on the toilet. it made me.......high on pot
faztang
every time i fly...the sound of engine usually drowns out noise and if they stink i blame the bratty kid kicking my chair.
Bill
It smelled bad.
Cody K
Two words.... Recirculated air... Fart at the back of the cabin air is pulled to the front... :)
ironchain15
Yes. Unfortunately, the smell dissipated quickly. I was trying to clear the plane out so I could have the plane to myself.
poroxx
for once..I could not blame the dog
deaddude_rc
Sure, but nothing happened (and no one gagged, either)!
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