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 If people only wore Bikinis and Speedos when boarding a plane would security check points go FASTER?
What if they also carried nothing on board with them and only had one piece of luggage to check.

Would you go on a plane that did this if it made the whole flying experience faster and ...


 When airplanes go from one city to another, why do they curve around instead of going straight there?
Like for example, I took a flight from from italy to new York, and isntead of going in a straight line, they curve around toward greenland and canada instead of going straight across the atlantic....


 Can you drink your own duty free purchased liqour aboard an airplane ?
lol, I wouldn't do that - since most decent flights offer alcohol beverages, usualy brought to you by hot air hostesses wearing sexy sheer stockings and short tight skirts that accentuate ...


 How much does the airport charge to carry extra luggage....?
When I move overseas I have to take everything I can't live with out on the plane with me because it is way to expensive to ship it. So how much does it cost (or an around about figure) to take ...


 The 3rd airplane accident in Indonesia, all three were Boeing 737?
There have been 3 separate accident/incident involving Boeing 737 in Indonesia this year:
-Adam Air Flight 574 (Boeing 737-400)
-Adam Air Flight 172 (Boeing 737-300)
-Garuda Indonesia ...


 Is there a fee...?
to change seats after you've booked a flight on Orbitz, even if you stay in whatever class your seats were originally booked in? I got some really bad seats (back of the plane) and looked up ...


 In your opinion, what are the best and worst airlines and airports worldwide?
In my flying experience:

Best Airports: Schiphol (Amsterdam), Changi (Singapore), Inchon (Seoul), Hong Kong Int'l, Minneapolis-St. Paul Int'l, Portland Int'l, Dubai Int'...


 Is it now ok to take a laptop onto a plane as hand luggage?
I'm flying inland to Scotland with BMI Baby. T...


 Can you take "outside" food on a flight?
like a jar of peanuts, bag of chips, or M&m's, that you brought from home?...


 Is there a document, besides a passport, needed to fly from Africa to the U.S.which costs 600 dollars?
My friend has her ticket but she told me some travel agent told her she need to get some type of document that costs 600 dollars that she needs to get from the hospital in nigeria. I think its bogus ...


 Which flight don't allow Muslim passengers?
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 I need to find a cheep flight from PA to ILL and back again.?
My grandmother is dying from cancer in her spin and brain and she wont be around much longer and I want to see her before she passes but I can not find airfair for the less then 380 does any one know ...


 Where is the biggest airport in the world ?
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 Please tell me a good web address for cheap flights to New York, hoping to go December 2007?
We want to fly from Manchester, U.K. Mid to late December, stay in New York city for 4 days for some Xmas shopping....


 Can I take pens and pencils on the plane?
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 What is the best site for cheap flights?
I am fed up with trawling the net. I am after Europe not long haul. Any ideas?...


 How old do you have to ride a plane by yourself without your parents?
Im 16 but be 17 next ...


 R u allow to carry ur laptop at airports n in planes r is there any charges tha u have to pay to carry it.?

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i have to take my laptop to india from USA...


 Has anyone ever allowed their child to fly as an "Unaccompanied Minor"?
My ex-husband lives in CA & I'm in MN. Our son is 8 years old and has flown from state to state (usually with me) since he was 6 months old. In other words he is fine with flying. I think ...


 How long does it take to fly from any london airport to glasgow?
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Walter D

Ever sit next to a real annoying person on a plane?

I got this in an e-mail today. I hope you like it.
If you are sitting next to someone who's irritating you on a plane or
train.... (not recommended, just funny!)
1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.
2. Remove your laptop.
3. Boot it.
4. Make sure the guy who won't leave you alone can see the screen.
5. Open your email client to this message.
6. Close your eyes and tilt your head up to the sky.
7. Then hit this link: http://tinyurl.com/e8efm

    



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Moe
LOL..man i m goin to do that..specially im Egyptian "arab"? but yeah i will speak my lang ans scare the F out of that peson


Due 11/09 baby #1
Lol. Yeah couple times actually, worst one was I had to sit next to a woman with a Paris Hilton dog, she and her dog were having doggy talk throughout the whole trip.


Trey123
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o.o

is this a screamer? (didn't want it to ht zero)


xoxbekaxox
lol good one heheheh


dcgirl
It's funny but I wouldn't risk it. Seriously. Too many people out there with no sense of humor... might shut the person up but might land you in jail, too!

I fly a lot and get stuck next to some seriously annoying people. Like the woman who wanted to chat the whole way back to DC from Las Vegas on the red-eye... it's 1 in the morning, everyone's broke down from being in Vegas, and she wanted to tell me her life story. She finally took the hint when I told her I was going straight from the airport to my office to work a full day and I really needed to get some sleep.

But for those who don't get the hint (and I've done this twice) I just start talking about how my cat is the leader of the alien revolution. I tell them how hard it is for me to be out of town because I know all the neighborhood cats have been having secret meetings in my house while I've been gone. They've been working on their plans to bring the cat overlords from the mothership. I tried to thwart their plot by lining all of my windows with tinfoil before I left, to block the transmissions back to the mothership, and also by placing coffee grounds along the east side of the house, because the transmissions are clearest from the east and everyone knows cats hate coffee, so maybe that kept them from getting their transmissions through.

Give someone a story like that and they shut up right away!


Jonny5
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On my long trip back from Hawaii. woman thought the plane was going to crash in San Fran. Had to tell her to SHUT UP. Then i leaped her to get off the plane, cause she was to busy talking on her cell phone.


Blank B
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HAHAHAHAHA. That is awesome.


Ashleigh
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And once the plane lands and You are escorted into custody (if the Air Marshall has not already put two rounds through You head), You will be able share this little joke with everyone whose life You have impacted upon. They say that "You can't put brains in a statue" and I guess that there is some merit in it!


Thegustaffa
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Hey, is that like the "find the red dot" powerpoint file that went out awhile ago? I'll have to send your link to my cousin first, have him tell me what it is...





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