 I have never been on a plane,what should i expect!? |
| i am very nervous. i am flying to washington to visit my brother and i am soo scared! i dont know anything, what i can bring what to expect, nothing. please help!... |
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 How can I find the cheapest international flights with flexible dates? |
| Travelocity has a flexible dates option to find the cheapest fares between now and about a year from now, but it's only for domestic US flights. Is there any way I can get the same type of ... |
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 Can you text on an airplane? |
| I have been told that you can, and that you can't, does anyone know for sure?... |
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 I have 340 pounds (uk currency) i need to get a plane ticket to detroit metro airport, from any london airport |
| is it possible for me to get a plane ticket to detroit metro airport, from any london airport for 340 pounds in July, July 1st would be preferable but whatever date i can get for the money i have ... |
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 Does it seem silly to you that ONLY people in 1st Class on an airplane can use that bathroom? |
| Sunday night, on American Airlines, I watched a flight attendant rush to stop an elderly gentleman (who was sitting directly behind First Class), and send him allllllll the way to the back of the ... |
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 Will airlines tell a caller if a certain person has reservations on a flight? |
| My friend is trying to leave an abuser. I bought her an airline ticket, and now we are afraid he will be able to find where she went.... |
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 Can a 14 and 15 year old...? |
travel by themselves on an airplane (without a steward) just traveling from MS to NY? id probably be using delta.
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 Why people believe that on-line travel agencies (like Expedia, Orbitz, etc.etc) are the cheapest.? |
| Anyone know that they always show published fare and not true discounted fare? And that most "normal" agencies in any town can beat 80 to 90% of the time, their on-line prices ?... |
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can i take alcohol (whiskey ) in hand luggage ?
and what about cosmetics??
thanks
im traveling by ryanair
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im taking fluid in 100% ... ufff
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 Env2 or voyager? |
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 What airline do going places use when flying to florida? |
i would like to know what airline going places uses when they fly to orlando, florida. eg virgin.
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 US Airways just cancelled my Charlotte-Seattle flight, where can I complain? |
| I'm in Charlotte and I'm supposed to be in the Seattle tonight and these dorks just cancelled my flight. I'm never fliying US Airways again. Where can I go to complain?... |
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 Airline pilots: Do you ever force your crew to sing songs from musicals? |
| In my day, I was pretty well-known for running a tight ship and doing everything possible to maintain order and morale. On long, transpacific flights I'd often force my crews to sing along with ... |
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 What happens when a passenger dies on a long flight over the ocean? |
The plane is full so no spare seats, they can't land, do the others have to sit next to a dead body for the rest of the fight?
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 What is your favourite commercial airline and why? |
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Funny names for airlines? |
TWA - Trans World Airlines
boac - Bail Out After Crew
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I pulled this off www.crewstart.com
Aeroflot
the bus
Aeroflop
Cosmoplot
Aerosplat
Aeromexico
Aerowrecksico
AeroMiedo (This means AirScare in spanish)
AeroMaybe
Air BC
Air Bash & Crash
Air Burn & Crash
Scare BC
Air Canada
Air Can't...uh...duh...
Trash Can
Air France
Air Chance
AI (Air India)
Allah Informed
Air Jamaica
Air Jerks kill ya
Air Jammin'
Air New Zealand
Air No wheels land
ALITALIA
Always Late In Takeoff Always Late In Arrival
Always Late in Takeoff Always Late In Arriving
Always Late In Transit Always Late In Arrival
Airplane Landed In Tokyo And Luggage In Atlanta
A Little Italian Tradition And Lotsa Italian Attitude
Always Late ITALIAns
All landed in Turin, All luggage in Athens
Aloha Airlines
All over Airlines
American Airlines
Sham-erican
Always Awful
Abort! Abort!
Always Awful
American't
A Miracle Each Rider Is Currently Alive Now
Airline Meals Eaten Regularly Induces Cramps and Nausea
Amateurs Anonymous
American Eagle
Screamin' Eagle
America West
America Worst
ATA
Americans Take Alternatives
Alcoholics Transporting Alcoholics
Always Tardy Airlines
B
British Airways
Bloody Awful
British Apoplectic
British Scareways
Bogus Airline
Badly Ailing
Bully Airways
Conair
British Aircrimes
Brutish Airways
BOAC (British Overseas Airways Corp.)
Better On A Camel
Bloody Old and Careless
Bail Out And Crash
British Overseas Air Catastrophes
British Overdue Airways Corporation
Bring Over American Cash
Britain's Only Airborne Circus
BWIA (British West Indies Airways)
Britain's Worst Investment Anywhere
Bound to Wait In the Airport
But Will It Arrive
Britain's Worst Investment Abroad
Baggage Wandering In Africa
Better Walk If you're Able
Born to Wait In Airports
But Will I Arrive?
Better Wish It Arrives
Best Women In Air
C
China Airlines
China scarelines
Continental
InContinental
Can't....Mental
Detrimental
CAAC (Chinese Avation Airline Company)
Chinese Airline Always Canceled
China Airlines Almost (Always) Crashes
D
Delta
Doesn't Ever Leave The Airport
Didn't Expect To Land There Anyway
Delta: "We love to fly and it shows"
Delta Connection: "We're Learning to Fly and it Shows"
Don't Even Leave The Airport
Don't Even Let Them Aboard
Departing Even Later Than Anticipated
Deliver Everyones Luggage To Atlanta
Deltoid (The Chicken Flight) Air Lines
Do Every Little Thing Awkwardly
Damaged Engines Limit Takeoff Ability
Departures Extra-Late, Tardy Arrivals
Directed Everybody's Luggage To Atlanta
Doesn't Ever Let Terrorists Aboard
Doesn't Experience Like This Andrenalize?
Drunken Engineers Land Too Abruptly
Melt ya
Delta Gets You Close (Parody on advertising campaign after landing at the wrong airport a few times -- "Delta Gets You There")
Don't Expect Luggage To Arrive
Do Everything Late To Annoy
Dirty Exteriors Lack Travellers' Approval
Don't Ever Land There Again
DHL
Huey, Duey, & Louie
Damaged, Hidden, or Lost
E
Easyjet
Queasyjet
Difficultjet
El Al
Every Landing Always Late
EverLasting Always Late
Egyptian Louting Arab Loathing
Every Landing Always Lousy
Everyone's Luggage Always Lost
F
FedEx
Fed up
Finnair
Flies Ideally? Nah, Not Airbourne In Reality
Finished air
G
Garuda (Indonesian carrier)
Good Airline Run Under Dutch Administration
Get Rooted
Gruesome (pronounce Gah-ROO-sum) Indonesian
Garuda Insya Allah
Good and Reliable untill delay announced
I
Iberia
I'll bury ya
I Barely Even Relax In Airplanes
Icelandair
Icelandscare
Fish International (Two-letter code - FI)
Indian Airlines
Indian scarelines
Iran Air
I ran here
Iraqi Airways
I wrecked it Airways
J
JAL
Japanese Always Late
Jittery And Late
K
KLM Royal Dutch
KLM Royal Ditch
Komische Landungs Metoden (German: Funny ways of landing)
Keeps Losing Money
Korean Air Lines
Careenin' Air Lines
Kuwait Airways
You wait Airways
L
Lufthansa
Luftwaffe
Luftwaffa
Let Us **** The hostess As No Steward Available
LOT (Polish Airlines)
Last One There
Luggage On Tarmac
Lots of Trouble
Lands Often on Tempelhoff (somehow old nowadays)
Leave On a Train
"Look Out, Tower!"
Lots Of Troubles
Lots Of Trauma
M
MAS
Malaysian Airplane Smashers
Malev
Many Airplanes Leave; Everyone Vomits
Mexicana
Wrecksicana
Mexicaca (Caca is spanish for feces)
Midway Airlines
Midair
Mayday Airlines
Midwest Express
Midwest Distress
N
Northwest
Nobody Out Ranks This Horrid, Worthless, Excruciatingly Sluggish Transport
Northworst
Noneworse
O
Olympic
Onassis Likes Your Money Paid In Cash
P
PIA
Panic In Air
Please Inform Allah
Perhaps I arrive
"Please, I ate"
Pray Inform Allah
Passenger's Illegal Abductor
Pan Am
Pandemonium
Plan On Arriving Nervewracked And Mad
PAinful, Nauseating And Miserable
Pan slam
Passengers Always Neglected At Mealtimes
Probably Another Night At the Moon
We have killed more people on more continents than any other airline!
Passengers Always Need A Mortician
Pilots Are Not A Must
Poor Airline Needs Any Money
Passengers Always Nervous And Mad
PAL (Philippine Airways)
Please Avoid
Philippines Always Late
Plane Always Late
Q
QANTAS
Queasy and Nauseous, Tired And Sick
Quite A Neat Trick, Arriving Safely
Quite A Nice Trip, Any Survivors?
Quits Air-travel, Next Time Approaches Ship
Quit Always Neglecting The Airplane, Stupid
Qaint ****
Quick and nasty, typical Australian service
S
SAS
Slow And Safe
Same As Sabena
Striking Airline Systems
Silly and Stupid
Swim and Smile
Sex after service
Sex and services
Southwest
Southworst
Southwaste
Southwest Airlines
Southworst Airlines
Southwimps
T
TWA
Tramps, Whores and Alcoholics
Tacky Wacky Airlines
Teeny Weeny Airlines
Tammy Wynette Airlines
Terrible Worst Airlines
Terrorists' Wanted Airlines
Travel Without Arrival
Try Walking Again
The Worst Airline
Took Wrong Airline
Try Walking Across (transoceanic perspective)
Travel With Arabs
Terrorists With Arms
Traveling Without Air
Tiny Wings A-flappin'!!!!!
TightWad Airlines
Take Weapons Aboard
Terrorists Welcome Aboard
Terrorists Will Attack
Thousands Wandering Aimlessly
Travel With Amal
Try Waiting Awhile
That Was Accidental
Try With Another
Today's Worst Airline
Tomorrow We'll Arrive
Tomorrow's Widebody Accident
Totally Wasted Airlines
Travel With American
Travelling With Angles
Trans Witch Airlines
Time Wasting Airline
Top Whop Aboard
Trouble, Worry, and Aggravation
U
USAir
US Scare
US Prayer
US err
Unfortunately Still Allegheny In Reality
Useless Air
US Flare
US Airways
Useless Airways (formerly just Useless Air)
US Deathways
United
Spewnited
Untied
Usually No Idea (of) Time Estimated Departure
U Never Intended To Eat Didya
U Need Insurance That Exempts Death
Usually Not Inclined To Eliminate Disasters
Ur Not Intended To Ever Depart
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FAOR- fly at awn risk
Titanic
Bermuda Triangle
MAW- make a will
TAA- try another airline (old australian airline)
SBO- suicide bombers only
Drunken Airlines |
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In Japan there is Skynet Asia. I always think of terminator when I fly with them. |
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Mr. T's Pretty Cuzzin
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Wizz Air. http://www.wizzair.com
Fly Baboo. http://www.flybaboo.ch |
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Square Pants
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tiger airways.. tiger can fly???
virgin atlantic.. is it really virgin???lol
Koninklijke Luchtvaart Maatschappij(KLM).. tongue twister |
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Read My Lips
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Nope... |
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TWA =Teeny winnie airline
EL AL -Every landing always late
Delta Delay every loading today always,(just made that up)
PSA -Please Smile always
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actual airline Phuckett if you pronounce the ph as an F you get how airline staff feel about the comfort of the passangers |
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FCA -Fat Cat Airlines |
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PIA=Pray I'll Arrive, Please Inform Allah
Air Chance (France)
Untied
SAS = Sex and service
US Scare |
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