HOW CAN a COUPLE HAVE SEX on a PLANE?

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Twat

On some flights that are under-subscribed, it is possible to get a whole mid section of seats going spare. Occasionally the arms on these will raise allowing sufficient length across 4 seats to perform your conjugal naughtiness. Air stewardesses will gladly bring extra blankets if you ask for them so that you can cover yourselves over so that the child bouncing on the seat behind you does not ask his parents embarrassing questions such as " Mommy, why are those people doing what our poodle does to my leg?" The sound of the engines should drown out all but the most extreme screaming orgasms but you should try to avoid mealtimes as you don't want to be asked to un-recline your seat at an inappropriate moment. You may want to make sure the blinds are down in case there are any young passengers on passing planes with powerful telescopes or if you're really desperate and still standing on the tarmac.

Bob

tell the pilot to make an announcement to the whole plane so that everyone knows what's going on

Ms. Opinionative

LOL I'd wait for the plane to land first and get a hotel. Bathrooms are disgusting.

mackr3w69

It's very very hard now. they check constantly and the bathrooms are really as small as they are on the movies

purplelovesme

wow. u guys cant wait?

mchick678

start by locking the door

mahdie

its very hard and bad,dont try to do it,wait

MzRichieRich

lol, u will probably have to sit on the toilet, if the room is that small. If the sink is in there then... ya kno?

NightmareAnatomy

LMFAO

nice question

Jack Burton

"if you can dream it, you can do it!"

Mary D

assuming u r both tiny just lock the door n do it standing up...but its not very fun or exciting

silentnonrev

watch "snakes on a plane" for hints

gromit801

Airlines are getting far more intolerant of sexual behavior on an aircraft. Believe me, the FA's know full well what's going on, and they will make things difficult for you. Some offenders have been met by the cops at the end of the flight for failing to follow the orders of the flight crew.

You want to join the mile high club? Find one of those charter flights that cater to just that reason.

real213

if your on a night flight when the lights are off have your girl put a blanket over her and make it look like she is sleeping on your shoulder but that only works with blow jobs

Bianca R

hahahahahahahhahhahhahah

Bige H

the good old fashion bathroom. its not the most romantic. but if ur trying to have sex on a plane its more for the thrill now isn't it. lol make sure to flip it to occupied and have fun

â™ Mrs Reznorâ™

you both squeeze into that tiny little "bathroom" they have, people have been doing that for years. It's not like they are going to throw you off the plane if you get caught, and so what if people know, you'll most likely never see them again anyways.

welcome to the mile high club haha

Ummmm, yeah...

Both of you walk to the restroom, go inside and go for it. Easy. Nobody is going to think twice to question you.

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