Dude
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say it's a bomb-sniffing giraffe and you need to transport it to it's airport. |
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Noryb
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You ask the elephant to put it in his carry-on! |
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jason
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dress him up like the pilot |
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dirty_lil_princesss
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Stick it in your pants and say you just woke up and have to pee |
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groovusy
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Invent a machine or device that miniaturizes things first, though by the time you're done with that you probably no longer want to smuggle giraffes on a plane. At any rate then you go to the airport, miniaturize a plane, take it home, miniaturize the giraffe, stuff it into the miniaturized plane, back to the airport, put miniaturized plane and giraffe on the former spot of the plane and reverse. Get into the plane and hide as a stowaway somewhere where no one will be looking.
You could also just sell your invention a million times over and you will no longer have to worry about smuggling giraffes onto planes. You can then just ship them when and where you want.
I know not the answer you expected but hey ... |
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Glenny
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in your carry on....duh! |
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Isaiah
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rectally. |
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Mia Wallace
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Carry weapons and they will overlook everything else! |
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ToyMechQM
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Eat it, then shlt it out when you get home |
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meemeemee40
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VERY CAREFULLY |
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A Baby Ate My Dingo
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Put him in a flight attendants outfit. |
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Super Rach
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Buy a very large trenchcoat. |
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GoldnHart
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Say it's your grandma. |
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Kelly s
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strap it on top of the plane tehehe |
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Signilda
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Did you see the movie "Maria Full of Grace"? Something like that might work. |
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CS3
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put a hat on it and maybe no one will notice? |
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seb
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Dead or alive? |
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yanremon
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carried it side way...u can make it freeze..so it look like a artifact..then unfreeze it..and put the giraffe in a warm place... |
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brenda4ever
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You just can't, but good luck trying |
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I love my husband
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Why would you want to? |
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Their Mom♥
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been watching mike epps comedy, huh? |
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ejholle1
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In several pieces |
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Jessica Marie
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You dont. |
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Private Account
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Cut it into small pieces. |
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CRJPILOT
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Being as stupid as you should be painful and debilitating!!!!!! |
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Stryker
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Dress it up like an Arab and place box cutters in his pockets? |
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Hailey
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why the hell would you want to?? |
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