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 Do you like flying in planes?
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 Am i allowed to listen to my ipod on board a plane?
I am travelling with a low budget airline and there is no entertainment on board....


 Can you name a non-UK airport with its three-letter IATA code?
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 Why don't pigs fly?
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 What's the most beautiful country in the world?
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 Any noises in space?
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 I don't like flying any tips to help me relax ( no alcohol!!)?
I work in aviation and I am quite aware that the crew are very professional.My dislike for flying stems from the sensations such as when the a/c banks and descends....


 Its friday the 13th, and 50 ppl died in a plane crash =[?
i guess today is unlucky
what do you think?...


 Is the world really going to end through a black whole sometime this week?
I really dont beleive it , cause why would scienctists rick the whole of the human race and animals aswell just to create a black whole ?...


 Flying with a 4 year old and a 1 year old in May, any tips?
My husband will be with me and we will be changing planes in Dallas. 2 one hour flights both ways. Just a little nervous because we drive everywhere and always have all our "gear"....


 Should overweight people pay excess on airplanes.?
If you take more than 20 kilo in luggage so why not large people ?...


 Do flight crew ever get scared on a flight?
I am a terrible passenger (I cry on take off and landing) and I always judge if we are going to die by the crew.
Do you every or have you ever been scared on a flight? Do you get worried by ...


 Things to do on a plane?
im on a plane for 24 hours :(...


 Is it polite to hold onto someone's tie or lean against another passenger on the trams at airports?
I know it's only short distance from one terminal to the other or such, but why risk the embarassment of falling over in front of a bunch of strangers that you will never see again?...


 If money were not an issue and anywhere in the U.S. was not one of your choices, where would you live?
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 Is it illegal to record video and take photos inside an aircraft?
On a Virgin Atlantic flight to Dulles i used my digital camera to take pictures and to record throught the flight. Crew said nothing??...


 Who has ever been out of the USA?
this ? is for every ...


 My Daughter has no photo ID but needs to board a plane, will she be able to board?
Okay, my daughter is 17 and doesn't have her driver's licence yet. She needs to board a plane from LA to San Fran just 15 days from now. They say she needs two forms of photo ID. I can...


 I'm very scared to go on the airplane tomorrow?
I'm 13 and I've been on a plane about 6 times, but I'm really scared because I always hear on the news some terrorist tries to create a bomb. I've told my mom, my dad, my friend, ...


 Can I have some tips for flying on an airplane?
I am afraid that my ears will pop taking off and landing. Can someone give my tips how to avoid my ears popping?...



Shusuke J

How do I fly?


    



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Gytu Creci
Flap and jump off a cliff.


Deafdruid
buy some feathers , stick them to your arms and flap a thousand times to your nearest travel agency and a bit of cash too then a couple of weeks later some tickets will arrive at your door you then go to the airport and wait a bit and the screen says flight boarding please go to your gate, you arrive at the gate and you just sit there in a aeroplane seat and wait a half a hour then you will hear a thunderous engine noise then you look outside your window , you will find that your in the big big beautiful sky with a millon clouds hey presto your flying........... ciao.... happy flying....


bibbittybobittyboo
put ypur arms out and flap. try it off a tall building, that way you have time to adapt!


Lauren p
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balance a tamato on your head and it will show you the way , or you can jump on your flying elephant in your basment dont lie i know its there..
o or acid


DougF
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I have this funny cape and a suit with the underpants on the outside ...


Samar
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Get on a plane or ask the Easter Bunny to make some wings grow on your back! While your at it ask Santa for my last Christmas presents please!


anzati_15
get on your roof, spread your arms, flap them as hard as you can, run to the edge, and jump with all your strenght. you fly only for a few moments at first, but get up on the roof and try it again!


mesmerized
spread your wings and jump...?


angela b
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A can of red bull should do the trick


lea n jase
place your arms out at the side of you, then quickly move up and down. You may eventually get of the ground, if you do don't stop moving those arms.

Or you could board one of those big planes and spend a fortune on a luxury holiday that you will remember for the rest of your life.

Which ever you chose you will probably need a passport so the customs officers can laugh at your picture.


ronald575715
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keep dreaming pet youll fly one day


noggintrude
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In a plane?


geordinio s
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run spread your wings and start flapping lol


DEQSAN
Get in touch with your local flying school or nearest airport and ask for lessons, expensive though, or as many have suggested, book yourself on to a flight to some far off destination. Your question is a little ambiguous though, in reality you don't fly, the plane does it for you.


DimBlonde
Last time I went on holiday my boyfriend flew and I went by plane. Hope that helps


alan foster
because we could go on big fans to help us flowt up


Reed
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get a passport and buy a plane ticket get on a plane then ur up up n away


IanPR
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Spread your wings and fly away...


~♥♥amber♥♥~
If you want to go on a plane buy a ticket pack some stuff and go.

If you want to fly without a plane get on your roof and jump and flap your arms!


?
You can't buy it anymore.


speck786@btinternet.com
stick a feather up your bum and just go for it ////////


jet-set
You grow wings.


mayride
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with tickets, at a airport



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