I Fancy A Cheap Holiday. How Much Would It Cost To Post Myself To Australia Or Somewhere Else Exotic?

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sickcured?

You will die dumb ***!

johnny_p_hall

i posted myself to perth

and i have to say

i was cramped for days, afterwards

i would suggest a few pints of your favorite brew, before fitting into one of those large post office envelopes

and for $575 dollars, assuming you weigh 104 pounds

i know you;ll enjoy australia

good luck

gucciRUSH

Haha! Well to post a 20kg luggage would cost ya minimum $250. So if you post yourself plus insurance is gonna cost ya more then to book a seat and you can get all the luxury meals and entertainment instead of cramming yourself in a cage like an animal!! hahahahahahhaah

just_jen2006

remember to put holes in the box!!

JJ.

onelonevoice

I hope you can hold your breath for a really long time.

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You can fit yourself AND sandwiches into an envelope?

khan a

Your requirements are contrasting.Cheap and Australia.They are both in opposite direction.Better get some destination close-by.

Intern

You didn't say where you were posting yourself from.
Definitely pack water.

Barneyboy

Listen to the Velvet Underground before you go off on this adventure.

Equinox

Depends on where you are from. Look at the local resorts in your part of the globe and canvas for the best rates. If you plan to fly out to another part of the world, I suggest you try going to Boracay in the Philippines or Palawan, El Nido resort also in the Philippines. These places are fantastic and if you're using US$, the exchange rate is a steal at P53.00/ $1.00 so you tend to use less dollars. Check out the websites also for these places, they're very easy to find on the web. Have fun!

The Phantom

You'd have to chop yourself in pieces of max 2000 gr, and put it in a box. Each box will cost â‚¬11.75, but if you sent it priority it'll cost â‚¬20.75.
So I guess it'll cost you around â‚¬450,-. Though I'd recommend to send your head in one piece as a priority package.
You don't have to pack sandwiches, but you may want to pack a sewing machine. And mark the boxes. You don't want to accidentally sew your arm on a funny place.

BloominEck

You've nicked this scenario from Mary, Mungo and Midge, episode #34, in which Midge is hilariously posted back home, and get's to see the workings of the Royal Mail from the inside. Though there were no people nicking credit cards in the sorting office he went through, so I'm not too sure how realistic it was.

im going to hong kong next week, im taking to empty suitcases, i can put you in one if ya fancy, its a 14 hour flight so dont blame me if you die!!!

i acn pack you some ham salad sandwiches and some coke

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