cbmaclean
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if you put the machine on a 20 story building, the blood would splatter downward at 10 meters per second square...the rate of gravity...but I am a big guy....about 230 pounds of fat, muscle and bone...and might clog your machine...what then? You need to find a human blender....email me so I can use this as an option to spare my family the expense of cremation or burial....you might have a whole new industry to exploit.
Instead of "spreading Uncle Brock's ashes, or going to Uncle Brock's funeral" you might spray cousin Jim Bob's 1959 VW with Uncle Brock's paint! Cars could become collectors if painted with the right persons paint or blood!
Brock Maclean
Vancouver, canada. |
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Hannie S
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theres csi episode when they look in a tree shredder for evidence. I would think that it could easier crush the bones but i dunno about the blood splatter. |
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blonde_mama
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Do you really think you'd care if you just jumped into a tree shredder?? In any event, in order to determine such an outcome you would have to take a number of variables into consideration ... i.e. the power of the shredder, which direction the wind was blowing, et cetera. |
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Daughtry-luver
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I dunno, why don't u ask this poor guy:
MOUNT PLEASANT - A Kenosha man is dead after getting sucked into a wood chipper.
Thirty-year-old Jeremiah Sanders, the owner of J's Quality Tree Service, was killed Tuesday at a home he was working at in Pleasant Prairie.
Sanders got caught in the chipper after using his foot to free a log that had gotten jammed.
Sanders' nephew, Adam Sanders heard his uncle's cries for help. "I had to hear him say help me, help me, come and help me and the sounds of him being chipped up."
Sanders' co-workers desperately tried to stop the chipper and even put it in reverse, but it didn't work.
"As I was trying to hit the reverse I looked down and he (Sanders) was up to his ribs and I turned around, I couldn't watch and listen no more, I had to get out of there," Adam said.
"It seemed like forever but the chipping experience I have to say it probably took about 7 seconds and it had to be the worse way to die."
A tearful James Bennett saw the terrible accident happen on his property in Pleasant Prairie.
"All of sudden he started going in and I started yelling, 'Stop the machine, stop the machine!' They couldn't hear me. He just went right in and then I came running up to tell my wife."
Jeremiah Sanders had two daughters and a baby on the way.
The Sander' family has set up a fund for his children at the First Banking Center in Kenosha. To help out call 262-657-9110.
"He was a good hearted brother and he always helped people out," says William Sanders, Jeremiah's brother.
OSHA is investigating why the reverse bar on the wood chipper did not work.
Poor Guy my heart goes out to his family. |
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Twelve Monkeys
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If you just jumped in, then not very far. But if you used a trampoline to springboard yourself into oblivion, then WOW! 200yds? |
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metblondie222
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probably no that far, have u seen those munchers go, doubt they would spill a drop, but hey ho, worth 2 points cheers mate xxxxxx |
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waymuchmorebetter
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it depends on if you got a good run'n start or not....and your blood type.....also if you've been drinking, i bet the blood would squirt further due to it being thinner....if you smoke alot, mabey not quite so far |
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*~HoNeYBeE~*
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it all depends on how much alcohol you drank before jumping into the shredder. |
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alanstraughton
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thats easy, you jump in, and get your friends to measure your blood splatters, and dont forget to get them to film it, has proof for you.. |
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yankeecowboy10
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Approximately 50x100 feet about the same as tree chips |
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Monica M
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Are you volunteering for the experiment to find out? |
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Christine
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your head can't make it trought there |
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Polo
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Depends. Are you thin blooded, or thick? |
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ĵōē¥ → đ
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Not very far - I bet you'd get stuck since bone is actually pretty strong, it would just mutilate the part that went in and then get stuck and stop |
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commonsenseaintsocommon
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Does the blood attached to matter count ?? |
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Ironball
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10-15 feet. |
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salforddude
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Actually they tend to jam on warm bodies,at least domestic ones do.
However if you freeze the body in joints,and then feed it through you get a very good result
About a ten foot spray |
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uk-gazza
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not very far but hey what a great way to get rid of someone |
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vanamont7
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Not far, if at all. Material would absorb it and blade speed is high. Even more so if you got sucked into a jet engine. Which one ya gonna use? May I assist? |
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P*Kitty
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wow thats a sickening thought |
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Jenni
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I've no idea, try it and see!! |
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Tivvy
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go try it and tell us!! |
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Bluealt
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Far & wide and you'd be mulch in minutes.' |
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dishwasher67
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at least 200 feet |
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gumtree
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excuse me, ha ha, I can say that you've got a criminal mind!!! and if someone answers your question by how far it can go to, then they have a criminal mind as well!!!, what do you think Dishwasher? ! |
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patricia c
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16 feet |
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don l
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3 to 5 ft |
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