If you stood up and on an aeroplane?

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patois

I suddenly stood up on a plane once, hit my head on the overhead compartment, knocked myself out, the plane had to make an emergency landing, I was rushed to a hospital with a concussion, then reboarded on another plane and sent on my way and watched closely by flight personnel as though I was some kind of weirdo. It was the most humiliating experience of my life. I would not recommend it.

mata123

Bet they wouldn't serve you any more drinks!!

James

you would probably be shot by an air marshal

lonesome me

yeah theyd think youre nuts. there is truth in advertising though.

2dog

Why the hell would I want to do something as stupid as that?... If I did, I think everyone would think I'd lost it.

Mr Slug

If someone did that I think I would quite literally sh*t myself!

hazzard

No they would open the door and toss you out.

jcathy

maybe u should try it out

Anna S

You would certainly embrass yourself in front of the whole public on the lane and the members of the public would proberly think by standing in middle of a plane waving your hands up in the air that you were trying to seek some uneccessary attention to your self.

Papa

No, maybe join together and sit you back down.

greenfeen185

must you know that flight attendents are armed with pocket knives! so what ever that person is doing, bye bye vacation!!

t3h1

you would just look a fool.

soccerknocker199

no you would probably be klilled or arrested and put in jail for the rest of your life.

mitchattitude

I would!!
The only thing i hate more than flying is people thinking were ******* crashing!!lol

styce

maybe

Faith ((Ninja and Ducky))

i think people would begin to crap themselves, i would - tens and thousands of thoughts would begin to enter my mind - are we being hijacked - is the fool trying to tell me we are being hijacked -is the plane going to crash - is the fool choking - is he going to take us down - will he have to be shot with a horse tranquiliser - will i have to be shot with a horse tranquiliser - and so on and so on and so on...

lmho i'm sure they would straight after cacking their pants

asbo_arry

...It'll depend where in the world you hail from. if you're coming into Heathrow from the East - expect a few months in Belmarsh while they wonder whether you're mad or bad. If you're neither, then back to Heathrow you go. If you're one of the two, the eventual sentence will depend on how much of them you are...and if you're both, that will be your last ever day of freedom.

Whistler R

Only if you were at the same time singing and dancing the "Hokey Cokey". More than likely the other passengers and crew would have great fun putting you in a 'straight jacket' !

Pretzels

They would join in alright...

...join in on tackling you down to the ground. You'd be arrested and charged with a felony.

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