Is it acceptable to masturbate on airplane?

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ScherzoForMotorcycleAndOrchestra

I don't see why not, as long as you do it in private.

leedogg1981

I don't think it gets you into the mile high club.

Matthew David

really tho, you should be able to control yourself.

There are children,

Besides common courtesy!!!

If you were sittin next to me on a plane, breathin heavy and beatin your meat.

Id beat jesus christ into your ***.

Granted, id be tackled and restrained on the plane.

but when we goto court, ill be fine.

Self defense.

You made me feel unsafe. *shrug*

teach you to be a pervert huh

tezuka12345

...heck...no...

don't do it anywhere in public, just save yourself the embarressment if you get caught. sorry that was kinda mean, but just don't please. if i was on a plane and the guy sitting next to me was jerking off, i'd pretty much flip out

josettechoise

Depends on who you are, but probably not.
Why not just wait until the flight is over? Unless you get off on that sort of thing, in which case I'd try the bathroom. I'm sure the space, confined though it is, would be enough.

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No...Other people are around you...Thats just plain nasty...I hope you are NEVER on a flight with me.

arya s

like what someone said wait until landing. you can into trouble for disturbing people, some airlines have rules on passenger behavioral policies. but dude, save yourself from embarrassing yourself.

dont 4get there are airmarshalls on every flight!!

miss k

noo

â™¥Fantastic Beautyâ™¥

Acceptable by who? The other passengers? i would say No, but who really cares, i would probably have done it, but NOPE! not acceptable. Their are children aboard airplanes...

wilygtr

That is a disgusting question, Yes.

Resident Heretic

This is becoming an obsession with a high altitude fascination with Madame Hand and her five daughters.

jtram79

Depends on whose jurisdiction you fly over that you want your trial for public masturbation and indecent exposure in..

MrY

why not... as long you are in the toilet ^^

Kellen

yuck

Mark d

Is it acceptable to do it on a public bus, or in front of residents at an old age home?

Exactly....NO! :P

W S

Let's think ... mmmm NO it is not acceptable :) But would that stopping you ??? lol . Hey if you gotta take care of business and it is your thing to do it in the plane, please be discreet about it :) Good luck !

disaVoWed

I've done it in public countless times. I'm a bad man, I know- and I'll probably go to hell for wasting my seed from the west coast clear across the country and all the way to Europe: driving around in broad daylight, sitting at a bus-stop in the early morning, on a hill 50 feet from a jogging trail, standing a few feet from a populated smoke-break area leaning against a tree (not at my job)... That used to be my favorite paraphilia...

But let's say something that makes sense. Never where there is no route of escape (easier for the authorities to catch you if people aren't "entertained" by you exhibition). Never, never when MANY people can see (more likely someone will freak out, or turn into a hero and try to subdue you- or touch it). Never, never, EVER where they know your name (the authorities will find you).

Unless you have relative privacy, I'd advise against it on an airplane. And definitely don't skeet on a hottie's hair (leaving DNA), then sit next to her still stroking (see story link).

Reminds me of a drizzling day in Junior High School when I put 1/2 oz of Cetaphil Lotion Soap in a condom, then hung it up above a fence so my classmates would have to walk under it on the way to lunch... Happy hunting.

will79601

WHERE? have you seen the bathrooms?if you can fit in the bathroom go for it,just don't get caught

tasmin28

whatever floats your boat...teenage boys do it everywhere dont they? howver if you are over about 25 you really should have learnt to control yourself; maybe you need a girlfriend?! lol.
It would not be acceptable to do it near a child as you will probably be arrested and also if you flash yourself you will probably cause the plane to have to make an 'emergency' landing , be thrown off and make everybody else late too...so do it in the toilet. Then who care's...unless there is a queue. And clean up after yourself!

I'dStillPreferNoName

Hahaha... I guess. You make the passenger amuse and entertain while travelling. Better do that and entertain infront of them after the stewardess explaining the safety travel.

Phen0m

well it iz unless u get caught..xD...adi0s...

ninja101

probably...idk. but the passenger(s) close to you would either be offended or entertained. lol

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