Is it possible to take a midget on a plane as hand luggage?

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trixi

Ha! you crack me up!

Colin_Waft

No.

NOT TELLING YOU LOL

yes i think that would be fine

clicky j

Do it and see, it would be great to find out ahahahahahahahahah.xx

nettyone2003

If you mean an MG Midget then no - it's far too big!

xxSHORTYxx

lol. why dont you put it in your hand luggage instead?

eli_prkns

lol yes if you got him past security.

needsumthin2002

Only with a note from my Mom...

grumpcookie

ha ha..no i dont think so.

alphacenturi

Ha Ha

(your so going to get an abuse email for this one)

Colonyhkman

I guess

ugly little hate machine

No, but you could always put him in a condom, swallow him, and poop him out on the other side.

SteveT

I think it's the same rules as for pet animals, so he will need to be fitted with a microchip

Eoin M

a midget contains more than 100mls of liquid so according to new aviation safety rules no you cant

goodtrack1980

Yes, I do that all the time.People look at me in a weird way, I don't know why.

Too bad now I can't bring any lugagge onboard, so my little friend flies in the belly of the plane with my baboon and Burmese Python.

pcar964

Don't see why not, especially as BA and some other airlines now have no weight limit on hand luggage. However, you will face some akward questions at security after the bag goes through the x-ray machine. Not sure how the midget's blood and other bodily fluids could be decanted into 100ml bottles though.

noTpoOdLE

If you change his name by deed-poll, for a small fee, but hand luggage is a strange name.
Or maybe he could try dangling on the windscreen in the cockpit, smelling of pine.

Jryw

I asked the girl at check-in this once (in a poor attempt to get her number) and she said that theoretically if i distracted the person on the x-ray machine just as the bag went through and there wern't any sniffer dogs about then it could happen. But if you get caught prepare yourself for some awkward questions and a possible prison sentence

willowGSD

Can you take a baby as hand luggage? NO

A midget is a much smaller than average person but still correctly proportioned!!!

Still bigger than any Baby so NO!

Try something smaller!!!!

i dont like names

im sure you could disguise it as a child and then at least it would be cheaper!

Dr. chippy mcGee

yeah, i reckon u prob could-after the bags go through the check in they are briefly searched for explosives and the like, but say if the midget wasn't wriggling about too much, then uu could.

there was some guy a while back, who had gone on a gap year in s.america but had run out of money for the return- so he got his mate to nail him into a crate, put air holes in the top and package him off back home to kansas. only problem is he must have forgotten that it is below freezing within the cargos at high altitudes- he arrived at his parents home-packaged and wrapped in a bow tie saying 'surprise!', he was frozen dead....
to be fair, they probably were ******* surprised.

if he did it- a midget could for shizzle.

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