Is the santa tracker real?

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Techwing

The tracker is an attempt by the military-industrial complex to conceal the fact that it is currently unable to track Santa with any useful degree of accuracy.

Within military intelligence circles, it is well known that the famous sleigh used by Santa incorporates stealth characteristics of undetermined design that reduce its radar signature almost to invisibility. It would be a lucky NORAD tracker indeed who could spot this radar blip.

Stealth is a deliberate and key feature of the North Pole's integrated operational plan. Without stealth, children around the world might well learn of Santa's deployment before his arrival, which would defeat his purpose and provide information that, while not individually classified, might be combined and analyzed to produce a classified result. Therefore Santa and his staff take steps to deny this information to other parties.

So, in summary, NORAD tracks all sorts of things, but they still don't have the technology to accurately track Santa, although they like to pretend that they do, for the sake of public image.

Crybaby Bob

SHELLY, your little friends are wrong. They have been affected by the skepticism of a skeptical age. They do not believe except [what] they see. They think that nothing can be which is not comprehensible by their little minds. All minds, Virginia, whether they be men's or children's, are little. In this great universe of ours man is a mere insect, an ant, in his intellect, as compared with the boundless world about him, as measured by the intelligence capable of grasping the whole of truth and knowledge.

Yes, SHELLY, there is a Santa Claus. He exists as certainly as love and generosity and devotion exist, and you know that they abound and give to your life its highest beauty and joy. Alas! how dreary would be the world if there were no Santa Claus. It would be as dreary as if there were no SHELLYS. There would be no childlike faith then, no poetry, no romance to make tolerable this existence. We should have no enjoyment, except in sense and sight. The eternal light with which childhood fills the world would be extinguished.

Not believe in Santa Claus! You might as well not believe in fairies! You might get your papa to hire men to watch in all the chimneys on Christmas Eve to catch Santa Claus, but even if they did not see Santa Claus coming down, what would that prove? Nobody sees Santa Claus, but that is no sign that there is no Santa Claus. The most real things in the world are those that neither children nor men can see. Did you ever see fairies dancing on the lawn? Of course not, but that's no proof that they are not there. Nobody can conceive or imagine all the wonders there are unseen and unseeable in the world.

You may tear apart the baby's rattle and see what makes the noise inside, but there is a veil covering the unseen world which not the strongest man, nor even the united strength of all the strongest men that ever lived, could tear apart. Only faith, fancy, poetry, love, romance, can push aside that curtain and view and picture the supernal beauty and glory beyond. Is it all real? Ah, SHELLY, in all this world there is nothing else real and abiding.

No Santa Claus! Thank God! he lives, and he lives forever. A thousand years from now, SHELLY, nay, ten times ten thousand years from now, he will continue to make glad the heart of childhood. AND NORAD has him on radar.

hookemhornsousux

http://www.noradsanta.org/en/home.html

Very true

keagkid101

Yupp:

Type in on GOOGLE:

SANTA TRACKER and click on the NORAT link.

Justin

i hope so because i was tracking him earlier

Mike V

Oh... Absolutely. I used to work for his radar guidance system.

ataylorcardinalsfan

i dont no sorry an these people can be rude

Hot Chocolate

for sure!! they're tracking some cosmic dust in your pc, until it's morning your time, whatever time it is, relative to your pc clock probably:-) lol. as real as santy claus imself.

marisa

the truth...

santa tracker is not real. there was a posting for a santa tracker published in the newspaper in the 80s and the number was off by 1 digit. it ended up calling the NRAD station where kids called asking where santa was. the personnel at the station gave status of santa's location and websites for every area were created to track santa to be in tune with the time zones making sure it showed him visiting everyone.

i believe in santa, but the tracker is not real.

Brandon T

oh yeah for sure! Santa is real! How else could he be in over 500,000 different places at once? and most of all, how the **** does he deliver billions of presents in 24 hours? Oh sorry, that's right he is magic tehe sorry...

FlApjCk lUvR.!

i doubt it

Î±â„“Î±Î¹Î·Î±-okay for once

what the hell no! santa is make believe

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