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 Are metal rods and screws inside the body detected when going through the metal detectors in airports?
e.g. titanium rods and screws to hold bones. wait, is titanium even considered metallic?...


 Can minors fly alone on planes?
my daughter wants to go and visit her friend in Tennesee and i have no reason to go; can she fly by herself?
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ive checked travelocity, expedia, and hotwire

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 Is it a safe time to travel?
I'm planning on going to Japan this summer, but I keep hearing it's not safe to travel this year, any details?
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it's not that it's not safe to go to ...


 My plane leaves at 6:20am. what time should i wake-up,and what time should i be at the airport ?
hello.
well basicly the question is there.
my plane leaves for domnican republic at 6:20 tmwr
and i was wondering what time should i wak up to get ready ?
and what time should i ...


 Are you allowed to take any liquid lotions, makeup, fragrances, etc. on an airplaine in checked in baggage?
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 Does anybody know if i can fly from luton to Aberdeen with an out of date passport?
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 Where will i find cheap flights to alicante online ?
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 Passport for flight?
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 Can I take my Ipod and camera on flights nowadays??
I know what liquids not to take but what about these things?...


 I am going on holiday to Paris in 3 weeks.?
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 When you flush the toilet on a plane, where does it go?
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 Can you bring food from home on a plane?
I'm going to NY from CA. Can we bring cookies on the plane? The plane food doesn't feed you very well....


 Im scared to go onto an airplane do u think anything bad will happen
its a 12-13 hour ...


 How can I get British Airways flights to leave on time?
Assuming that this is actually possible, of course!...


 I need some really cheap airline tickets........please help!?
I need to leave on July 14th so I need tickets for then. There is only a part-time job to help us get these tickets so I do need dirt poor tickets. I want to leave Albuquerque, NM for Buffalo, NY if ...


 What is the biggest tower in the world?
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 Is Bahrain Airport safe for Indian Hindu Women?
I will go India via Bahrain airport.So I will stay for sometime in the airport.Is it safe for Hindu women?...


 If i take my digital camera on my flight will..
I am taking a very expensive digital camera on my flight and wonder if scanning during security will hurt my camera?...


 I`m flying later today?
and, stupid question maybe...but I want to take hairspray with me, is this allowed, (as it is a pressurised can)...and can I just have it with my hand luggage?...


 What was the worst flight you've ever been on?
My worst flight was back on Thursday, January 20th, 2000, when i was 8. It was from Minneapolis (MSP) to Orlando (MCO), on Northwest Airlines. The aircraft was a DC-10, and i was in seat 19D. What ...



Shamira R

Let me know if you think this joke is funny?

A mother and her young inquisitive son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago The son (who had been looking out the window) turned to his mother and asked, "If dogs have baby dogs and cats have baby cats, why don't
planes have baby planes?" The mother (who couldn't think of an answer) told her son to ask the flight attendant. So the boy duti fully asked the flight attendant, "If dogs have baby dogs and cats have baby cats,why don't planes have baby planes?" The flight attendant responded, "Did your mother tell you to ask me that?" The little boy admitted that she did."Well, tell your mother that there are no baby planes because Southwest always pulls out on time. Now, let your mother explain that to you.

    



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m_c
Thats funny, but whats even funnier is that Southwest and like other airlines usually depart late though lol


daddysgurl6891
ive heard it before, i think its ok...would just depend on when you told it....right time right place type thing.


CynCity
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I get it, But not THAT funny


super1
lol


Libra
Yeah it was. I'll have to tell that one to my fiance.


junior
yes it is


VuittonGirl
I think it's funny!


Kay
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I don't even get it.So not funny!Other people might get it though.


Audient
no it isn't. in order for something to be funny, it needs an element of truth.

Unfortunately, it isn't true that Southwest always pulls out on time.

The truth is, there are baby planes. If Southwest doesn't have any, perhaps they were found to be unfit parents.


Enigmatic
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NICE! LOL


Ellie210
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haha. I think it's funny but you can cut it down a little bit with unnecessary details.





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